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  1. It’s one of those really crude pickup lines made incongruous by the setting and the inclusion of “Your Majesty”. One doesn’t try to pick up a queen, and most definitely not with a bad line like that.

  2. Kudos to DemetriosX for picking up on the pickup line; I missed that aspect entirely. However, the “normal” interpretation still works, since the gold ornament on the front of the dress really does look like something found on a palacial carpet.

  3. Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl
    But she doesn’t have a lot to say
    Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl
    But she changes from day to day

    I want to tell her that I love her a lot
    But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
    Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl
    Someday I’m going to make her mine, oh yeah
    Someday I’m going to make her mine

  4. Yes that’s one of the “classic” bad pickup lines. Right up there with “Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me”.

  5. Some people just can’t deal with the royalty crossdressing. Fortunately he can’t see the Emperess in the front yard showing off her New Clothes.

  6. I agree with larK – it’s a reference to the bearskin rug. At least that’s how I read it.

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