1. I don’t think there’s anything to figure out. He’s figured out how to deal with the hand sanitizer shortage – by drinking alcohol. He hasn’t figured out how use alcohol to deal with the toilet paper shortage. That’s because there isn’t a way.

  2. He could use the alcohol in what you might call bidet mode… but if he has normal soap, water and a towel then he doesn’t really need toilet paper. Sanitizer is useful for its portability and also in a medical environment where washing your hands with soap every five minutes would apparently leave health workers with cracked and bleeding hands, plus the need to be drying them off all the time.

  3. There’s a shortage of toilet paper due to the pandemic. And I guess he tried to work that in as a joke.

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