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Comics I Don’t Understand

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Sunday Funnies - LOL, December 10, 2017

on Dec 10th 2017

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Saturday Morning Arlo (not Saturday evening Arlo, because I’m not in Australia)

on Dec 9th 2017

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Pardon My Casualness

on Dec 8th 2017

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Geese

on Dec 7th 2017

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Last Chance for Chanukah Cards

on Dec 6th 2017

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They just arrived (they were being printed in South Korea; what, doesn’t everybody get their Chanukah cards from South Korea?), and will be going out tomorrow morning.

I can’t vouch for the spelling of “Chanukah,” though (I need to check whether she used the same spelling as she did last year)

Again, please send your requests to Bickelchanukah
at
gmx.com

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I yam confused

on Dec 6th 2017

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Strange Desert

on Dec 5th 2017

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Some sort of Hump Day joke? Help me out, !@#$ Squirrel…

on Dec 4th 2017

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I guess we should give him a pass if he’s that sick, but…

on Dec 4th 2017

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Doesn’t he mean “I’m not young enough or old enough…”?

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Seriously, what’s with all the pinata comics lately?

on Dec 4th 2017

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Bubble

on Dec 4th 2017

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Sunday Funnies - LOL, December 3, 2017

on Dec 3rd 2017

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Kilby: Instead of “L0L”, in Fahrenheit it would be “L32L”, or in Felcius “L16L”
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Chanukah Cards!

on Dec 2nd 2017

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Regardless of how you spell Chanukah — or even if you’re barely aware the holiday exists — CIDU readers are once again invited to request the limited-edition 2017 Bickel Family Chanukah card (created by the Assistant Art Director of Atlantic Magazine, and  by gizmodo.com’s newest illustrator. 

Just send your mailing address as soon as possible to bickelchanukah
at
gmx.com

I delete all e-mails after the envelopes are addressed, which means a) I won’t be selling your address to a Florida company that markets time shares in alligator-infested swamps; and b) “Send my card to the same place as last year” won’t be helpful.

Edited to add: This offer is valid anyplace on Planet Earth. 

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BB&B

on Dec 2nd 2017

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Actually, Mr. Mallett is understating the situation: Bed, Bath and Beyond (you’re not fooling anybody, dude) sends out coupons every two or three weeks that remain good for about two months: in other words, there’s almost always an overlap.

Which the company has acknowledged to be a problem, since regular customers hardly ever make purchases that aren’t discounted (because even if by some fluke the customer doesn’t have a valid coupon, he’ll hold off on a purchase knowing he will have one momentarily)

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Saturday Morning Ewww - December 2, 2017

on Dec 2nd 2017

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Andréa:

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Off the Butt

on Dec 1st 2017

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Zigchronicity

on Nov 30th 2017

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They were published a day apart, but close enough:

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I think I might keep a running tally in 2018 of the number of time I want to slap a Grumbles clerk silly

on Nov 30th 2017

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Fun Fact: Department stores do carry swimwear this time of year, because people do go away.

And since the customer hasn’t done or said anything to earn the clerk’s disdain, what’s the joke supposed to be here?

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Free

on Nov 30th 2017

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Arlo’s Year

on Nov 29th 2017

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Call Me Maybe

on Nov 29th 2017

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“Call center.” Duck calls. Is that it?

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Knew From

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Nothing to do with the comic itself, exactly, but… is “knew from” a construction really common in the Midwest?

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on Nov 29th 2017

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[OT] I will never again mock Pineapple Pizza

on Nov 28th 2017

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Today, I saw an Apple Pie Pizza.

Yes, exactly as advertised: a traditional pizza topped with apple slices and walnuts, with a coating of butter, sugar and cinnamon.

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DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, YOU MUNCHKINS!

on Nov 28th 2017

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Okay, so we’re combining Wizard of Oz with original-recipe Planet of the Apes; but what’s the actual joke?

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