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Tall

Cidu Bill on Mar 2nd 2010

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Okay, seriously, would anybody over the age of five ask a question this moronic? To his girlfriend’s father, no less? Why not go all the way and ask Sara why her nose is bigger than her bustline?

And what’s with Mr. Toomey’s response? Overcompensation? And honestly, a PhD in engineering isn’t chopped liver, but it’s not as if he invented cold fusion or anything. He seems to think his accomplishments are absolutely awe-inspiring.

And the point here is what, that Jeremy hasn’t accomplished as much as he has? The kid just turned 16.

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I got a few calls to put this on the Arlo Page

Cidu Bill on Jan 13th 2010

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but this really had me laughing out loud.

Filed in Arlo Page, Bill Bickel, Zits, cell phones, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol | 21 responses so far

Heat Source

Cidu Bill on Jan 3rd 2010

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Okay, I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d have my 16-year-old and his heat source out of there so fast it would make their heads spin.

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Noelol’s

Cidu Bill on Dec 25th 2009

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Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, Christmas, Dave Coverly, Jim Meddick, Jimmy Johnson, John Deering, MacGuyver, Monty, Santa Claus, Speed Bump, Strange Brew, Zits, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol | 36 responses so far

So What’s With the Bap Bap Bap?

Cidu Bill on Dec 7th 2009

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Is that supposed to be a “trying to destroy his cell phone right in front of his parents” sound effect?

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Charger

Cidu Bill on Nov 30th 2009

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I think everybody with teenagers is thinking “What’s the joke here? This is my reality.”

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Okay, the way I see it…

Cidu Bill on Nov 6th 2009

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… Little Jeremy is prosecuted for distributing child pornography for posting a video of Little Sarah’s naked behind (it would have been a lot worse if either of them had genitalia), and will be forced to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life

Filed in Bill Bickel, Ick, YouTube, Zits, comic strips, comics, humor | 56 responses so far

Ick Is…

Cidu Bill on Nov 5th 2009

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Quite a few people wrote to say they were unsettled by this one.

Timothy Carignan: Sure, they’re trying to copy the innocent “Love Is” comic. However, Jeremy and his girlfriend are horny teenagers, and now they’re in the comics naked?

Filed in Bill Bickel, Zits, comic strips, comics, humor | 15 responses so far

2010 Calendars

Cidu Bill on Oct 21st 2009

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Key

Cidu Bill on Oct 16th 2009

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You know, I really have to agree with Jeremy on this one: As a wise man once said, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

Filed in Bill Bickel, Zits, comic strips, comics, humor | 12 responses so far

LOLabor Day

Cidu Bill on Sep 7th 2009

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Continue Reading »

Filed in Bill Bickel, Bizarro, Dan Piraro, Dilbert, F-Minus, Hilary B. Price, Jerry Scott, Retail, Rhymes With Orange, Rina Piccolo, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Scott Adams, Tony Carrillo, Zach Weiner, Zits, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol, media | 29 responses so far

GASP

Cidu Bill on Sep 6th 2009

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Techno-idiot Walt knows what it’s called and 16-year-old Jeremy doesn’t???

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The Past Couple of Weeks of Zits Has Been Driving Me Crazy

Cidu Bill on Aug 17th 2009

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Personally, if I thought my son wasn’t cautious and focused, I wouldn’t be rooting for him to pass his driver’s test.

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App

Cidu Bill on Aug 5th 2009

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Is there any particular reason an iPod would work better than, say, a small rock? Seriously, I need to know this: I have a 16-year-old who doesn’t do mornings, who has to be woken up at 5:30 for school, and it starts up again in only a few weeks.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Jerry Scott, Zits, comic strips, comics, humor, iPod | 23 responses so far

Add this one to the ”Comic Strip Character Becoming Insanely Angry With No Logical Provocation” File

Cidu Bill on Aug 4th 2009

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Independence Day Ewww

Cidu Bill on Jul 4th 2009

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Willburrr…

Cidu Bill on Jun 26th 2009

Several people sent me this Zits comic for the LOL list:talkingchicken.gif
 
An homage, of course, to a classic 80-year-old gag: Imagine Jeremy and Pierce as old New York Jews, and the chicken as a dog.
First Man: “A talking dog?”

Second Man: “Who’s the greatest ballplayer in America?”

Dog: “Ruth! Ruth!”

First Man (walking away): “Very funny.”

Dog: “Gehrig??”

Filed in Bill Bickel, Zits, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol | 22 responses so far

Earth Day Ewww

Cidu Bill on Apr 22nd 2009

Haley Salitros:

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Found What?

Cidu Bill on Apr 18th 2009

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I can venture a guess — but unless either my eyes or my monitor are going, this isn’t at all clear.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Zits, comic strips, comics, humor | 28 responses so far

Just a Spoonful of High-Fructose Corn Syrup

Cidu Bill on Mar 10th 2009

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Okay, is there anybody (outside of those with a financial interest in the product) who’s actually thankful for drinks sweetened with high-fructose corn syrup? I can accept the fact that some people apparently can’t tell the difference between sugar and HFCS; but to be thankful for it??
 
I thought the rest of Jeremy’s blessing was, well, kind of sweet.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Zits, comic strips, comics, high-fructose corn syrup | 36 responses so far

Did the Syndicate Say No to Nu?

Cidu Bill on Feb 25th 2009

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This strip, which seemed to be the lead-in to a storyline, was followed by a week of repeats. Anybody know whether there was supposed to be a week-long sequence about the abstinence lecture, and the syndicate just said no?

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Just Say Nu

Cidu Bill on Feb 20th 2009

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“And in case you’re wondering, Jeremy, this is the first I’ve heard about me being Jewish, too.”
 
(Maybe Toomey used to be Tuminsky?)

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And who, disguised as Jeremy Duncan…

Cidu Bill on Jan 12th 2009

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Has Jeremy ever been shown to be unusually strong before? Is super-strength some teenage boy cliché I wasn’t aware of? Or is this completely out of left field?

Just for the record, when my teenage son and I were looking for the DVR remote last night, I was the one lifting the couch onto its side so he could look underneath it.

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A Kind of Stopwatch

Cidu Bill on Dec 29th 2008

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”No” Would Also Work.

Cidu Bill on Dec 13th 2008

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Just saying.

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