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Fluky Winkerbean

Cidu Bill on Dec 2nd 2011

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 17 responses so far

DNA

Cidu Bill on Nov 25th 2011

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, DNA, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics | 19 responses so far

Forget Skynet: This is the day that TOM BATIUK became self-aware

Cidu Bill on Nov 7th 2011

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics | 21 responses so far

Moon

Cidu Bill on Jul 20th 2011

And we’re back live.

Of course by “live” I mean I put this comic in the queue back in June and it would have gone live this morning whether I’d come home from Boston or not.

And it happens to be several years old.

But still.

So what answer was he looking for?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 40 responses so far

Bonus LOL Collection

Cidu Bill on Jul 8th 2011

Filed in B.C., Bill Bickel, Comics That Made Us Laugh Out Loud, Cow and Boy, Funky Winkerbean, Garfield, Jim Davis, Koran, Qur'an, Sinfest, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor, lol | 9 responses so far

TMI

Cidu Bill on May 12th 2011

How is “from a farm near Three Mile Island” a selling point?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics | 28 responses so far

Just wondering…

Cidu Bill on Apr 2nd 2011

What sort of horse’s ass of a teacher cuts into a lunch line?

(And in case anybody’s wondering, yes, there are schools in which teachers and students eat together and stand in line together)

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 29 responses so far

”Bad Timing of the Year” Award

Cidu Bill on Mar 13th 2011

Can’t really blame Batiuk for this one, of course, since he works with a long lead time. There was far less excuse for the comic (I can’t remember which strip) poking fun at the Queen Mum, which happened to have been published the day she died. I mean yeah, strips are generally written and submitted three weeks ahead, but… she was what, a hundred and three years old? You really have to know you’re pushing your luck there.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Queen Mum, Tom Batiuk, comics, comics strips, earthquakes | 11 responses so far

Son of Stuck Funky (Winkerbean Snark) is Back Online

Cidu Bill on Feb 15th 2011

at this new address

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Stuck Funky, comic strips, comics | One response so far

S.P. Charles: ”I do not think ‘tweet’ means what Tom Batiuk thinks it means”

Cidu Bill on Feb 14th 2011

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, Twitter, comic strips, comics | 24 responses so far

S.P. Charles: ”Deja Funkyvu”

Cidu Bill on Feb 12th 2011

“Meanwhile, two weeks earlier…”

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics | 22 responses so far

Pencils

Cidu Bill on Dec 27th 2010

Is “four pencils and an eraser” another well-known phrase that Tom Batiuk made up? And is that actually a punchline?

I’d actually have described four regular basketball players and a much taller center as a message from Batiuk to his readers.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 20 responses so far

Dunk

Cidu Bill on Nov 28th 2010

What am I missing here? She’s supposed to be the greatest female basketball player Ohio has ever seen, yet her dunking a basketball is on a par with walking on water??

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, basketball, comic strips, comics | 46 responses so far

They tried to tell us we’re too young…

Cidu Bill on Oct 21st 2010

The reporter is too young to know what “nonfiction memoir” means? She’s too young to have been following the Funky Winkerbean strip and therefore doesn’t know who Lisa is? I’m stumped.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 39 responses so far

Senior

Cidu Bill on Aug 22nd 2010

He should really take it up with Batiuk, who draws him to look like he’s at least 70 years old. And not a spry 70-year-old either.
Anyway, a discount’s a discount, isn’t it? And we’ve seen how tight Funky is with a buck (also see here).

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor, senior citizen discount | 20 responses so far

Why New York is Different From the Rest of the World

Cidu Bill on Aug 9th 2010

In Ohio this t-shirt would imply “anger management issues”?? In New York, assuming the pizza place was reasonably popular, a t-shirt with this sort of attitude would sell like, well, New York pizza.

That being said, of course… a piece of pizza? I’ve never heard that before in my life. Once again, Batiuk is apparently making up a phrase for the sake of basing a gag around it. Dude, that’s not how puns work.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, New York City, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor, pizza | 79 responses so far

Sunday Funnies: LOL July 25

Cidu Bill on Jul 25th 2010

Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, David Willis, Funky Winkerbean, Jimmy Johnson, Mel Gibson, Pop Culture Shock Therapy, Shortpacked, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol | 37 responses so far

Speaking of John Steinbeck’s Worst Novel…

Cidu Bill on May 26th 2010

S.P. Charles: Just, you know… huh???

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 34 responses so far

A Genuine Article?

Cidu Bill on May 3rd 2010

What Funky’s grandfather is talking about; is this based on anything that’s ever actually happened?

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor, newspapers | 34 responses so far

Pizza Hours

Cidu Bill on Apr 26th 2010

S. P. Charles: “Closed for lunch but open until 4am? In suburban Ohio? I already assumed that Batiuk knows even less about running a pizzeria than Funky does… but surely Batiuk knows something about suburban Ohio.”

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 15 responses so far

Franchise

Cidu Bill on Apr 7th 2010

S. P. Charles: “Years after he first got it wrong, still nobody’s explained to Tom Batiuk what the word “franchise” means?”

Filed in Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 47 responses so far

Okay, This Is Just Too Easy…

Cidu Bill on Jan 25th 2010

“Comic strip characters used to be a little eccentric, but they weren’t deeply disturbed and borderline psychotic.”

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 18 responses so far

Another One Bites the Dust

Cidu Bill on Jan 23rd 2010

Seriously, though, how did they open the door?

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 16 responses so far

Funky-D

Cidu Bill on Jan 15th 2010

S.P. Charles: I actually understand what Funky’s talking about; but WTF on so many levels… Is this strip supposed to make some sort of sense, or has Tom Batiuk gone Pat Robinson-crazy?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Funky Winkerbean, Star Trek, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor, trellium-d | 26 responses so far