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Saturday Morning Synchrewwnicity - November 18, 2017

Cidu Bill on Nov 18th 2017

Andréa:

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Regarding the Frazz strip, Miss P. hasn’t even scratched the surface on how many things are wrong here.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Ewww, Frazz, Jef Mallett, Mike Peters, Mother Goose and Grimm, comic strips, comics, humor, synchronicity | 6 responses so far

Organ

Cidu Bill on Nov 16th 2017

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Dare I ask which organ?

I’ve decided the best way to handle Caulfield is to subject him to Clockwork Orange-style aversion therapy: lock him in a room like Alex was, prop open his eyes, and make him watch Steven Wright until he cracks.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 21 responses so far

Okay actually, Frazz…

Cidu Bill on Nov 13th 2017

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You can stop encouraging his pain-in-the-ass disruptions of Mrs. Olsen’s class. Yes, we get that you and Caulfield both thinl you’re smarter than Mrs. Olsen.

(And it’s unfortunate that Mrs. Olsen doesn’t seem to be able to control her classroom)

I was Caulfield when I was that age — and if I had one of the school’s adult authority figures goading me on, I’m pretty certain Mrs. DeBeech would have had no choice but to have me killed.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 24 responses so far

UDIC

Cidu Bill on Nov 12th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, Veteran's Day, comic strips, comics, humor | 16 responses so far

Energy

Cidu Bill on Nov 10th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 14 responses so far

“Doing a math worksheet over the weekend” would make sense to me…

Cidu Bill on Nov 1st 2017

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…but “book report” makes me feel like Mr. Mallett’s messing with me.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 18 responses so far

Okay, the solution to the Frazz Halloween Challenge not only doesn’t seem to have anything to do with yesterday’s strip, but is a CIDU in addition

Cidu Bill on Oct 31st 2017

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Filed in CIDU, Frazz, Halloween, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 7 responses so far

Looks like it’s only a two-day Frazz Halloween challenge this year

Cidu Bill on Oct 30th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, Frazz, Halloween, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 55 responses so far

What’s really going on here other than a good argument for the return of corporal punishment in schools?

Cidu Bill on Oct 16th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 17 responses so far

Synchronizität

Cidu Bill on Oct 13th 2017

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And this

(Items and subject line submitted by B.A.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor, synchronicity | 18 responses so far

Water Tower

Cidu Bill on Sep 11th 2017

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Is this a real thing, or is Mallett extrapolating based on a single water tower near one minor league ballpark somewhere in Michigan? I personally have never noticed any water tower/ballpark correlation.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Frazz, Jef Mallett, baseball, comic strips, comics, humor | 38 responses so far

Her Day

Cidu Bill on Aug 15th 2017

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Okay, presumably what Mrs. Olson means is that when she was a kid, kids didn’t drink caffeine. Factually incorrect, but at least her comment makes sense.

I have no clue what Frazz is talking about, though: “back when Mrs. Olson was an adult”?

And is he saying that people only drank 6 ounces of coffee?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, comic strips, comics, humor | 57 responses so far

You know, maybe it’s just me…

Cidu Bill on Aug 7th 2017

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but I really enjoy it when Mrs. Olsen kicks him in the ass.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Frazz, comic strips, comics, humor | 7 responses so far

Thanks

Cidu Bill on Jul 31st 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, comic strips, comics, humor | 51 responses so far

Actually…

Cidu Bill on Jul 25th 2017

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“X” is fairly common:
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And one I pass several times a month:
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XING

Filed in Bill Bickel, Frazz, comic strips, comics, humor | 43 responses so far

Except…

Cidu Bill on Jul 20th 2017

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… that comment Einstein never actually made applies to when parameters aren’t expected to change. In the case of this physical activity, you would reasonably expect to get better at it over time.

Filed in Albert Einstein, Bill Bickel, Frazz, comic strips, comics, humor | 13 responses so far

This strip seems to have taken a wrong turn at the fork

Cidu Bill on Jul 19th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 13 responses so far

I get that it’s hot and it’s June. Beyond that, they’ve lost me.

Cidu Bill on Jun 28th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, comic strips, comics, humor | 16 responses so far

Quoi?

Cidu Bill on Jun 23rd 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, comic strips, comics, humor | 9 responses so far

Rote

Cidu Bill on Jun 19th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, comic strips, comics, humor | 18 responses so far

Nolo Comprende

Cidu Bill on Jun 13th 2017

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Nolo Contendere, as all geezers old enough to remember Spiro Agnew know, is a legal term meaning “I’m not saying I’m guilty, but I realize you have enough evidence to convict me anyway, so screw it.”

Not sure quite how it applies here, though.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, Spiro Agnew, comic strips, comics, humor | 14 responses so far

Opportunistic?

Cidu Bill on May 25th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 21 responses so far

Pa-tshhhh

Cidu Bill on May 4th 2017

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 27 responses so far

Okay, actually…

Cidu Bill on Apr 19th 2017

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Choked carburetors pre-date the 55mph speed limit.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Frazz, Jef Mallett, comic strips, comics, humor | 45 responses so far

Lust

Cidu Bill on Apr 10th 2017

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