Archive for the 'cell phones' Category
Cidu Bill on Aug 28th 2016
I posted this on Facebook earlier today:
My phone has officially lost its mind: on its own, it’s opening apps, making phone calls, and swear to God, ordered a book from Amazon.
We’re not talking about butt-dialing: this usually happens when the phone is noplace near me or anybody else.
Just now, I found an IM ready to be sent out: “The2 second form of the conditioneal perfect since I the et thn literary equivalents _of the conditional perfect.” I was just surprised the phone hadn’t clicked “send.” Presumably it would have soon enough.
No, my phone isn’t voice activated.
For the record, I don’t even know what “conditional perfect” means (I can make a good guess, I suppose, but it’s not a phrase I ever would have spoken).
And yes, this is all probably impossible, and that’s certainly what Sprint will claim when I call them tomorrow.
One of my friends responded that she’s also getting Skype calls from my phone.
…My phone doesn’t have the Skype app!
Filed in Bill Bickel, cell phones | 34 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Apr 20th 2016
I remember sifting through tangles of chargers trying to find one that would fit my phone (forgot to pack my charger on a trip to Florida, and the hotel clerk handed me a carton of them and told me to keep whatever I could use).
But now, there’s one format for every device (or two, if iStuff still uses its own), so there’s no more searching.
(and yes, halos aren’t cell phones; but the joke depends on halos and cell phones being analogous)
Filed in Bill Bickel, Mark Parisi, Off the Mark, cell phones, comic strips, comics, humor | 23 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Apr 27th 2015
Actually, that’s it. Isn’t that enough? I was watching a baseball game on my telephone!
Seriously, when did that become something people just did?
Filed in Bill Bickel, cell phones | 23 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Feb 26th 2015
Even assuming she doesn’t know what she’s talking about, I can’t figure out what she’s talking about.
Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Pardon My Planet, Vic Lee, cell phones, comic strips, comics, humor | 34 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Mar 5th 2014
This is insane. Seriously.
Filed in Bill Bickel, HBO, Showtime, cell phones | 45 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Nov 5th 2013
Does this have any basis in reality? My last Android phone came with an instruction book thicker than the phone.
Filed in Bill Bickel, cell phones, comic strips, comics, humor, iPhone | 21 responses so far
Cidu Bill on May 30th 2013
Eh, not impressed: we had this discussion more than three years ago (update: link fixed)
Filed in Bill Bickel, Pardon My Planet, Vic Lee, cell phones, comic strips, comics, humor | One response so far
Cidu Bill on Jan 14th 2013
Am I reading this wrong, or did his cell
phone go dead when the power went out?
Filed in Bill Bickel, Edge City, cell phones, comic strips, comics, humor | 25 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Dec 8th 2011
I really don’t know what the big deal is about “butt dialing.” My phone has evolved far beyond that, essentially to Skynet level, making phone calls and opening random apps when it’s sitting on a counter twenty feet away. Last month it sent my friend a text message saying “I can’t speak right now. I’ll call you back later.”
Now granted, that’s a message that came pre-programmed in the phone, but still…
For a while, this self-activation of programs — I called it “air dialing” — seemed completely random; but in the past week or so… I was reaching for my phone intending to listen to some music while I did some chores, and Pandora suddenly opened up. And earlier this week, shortly after thinking that I needed to call my sister-in-law, all of a sudden I heard her voice coming from the phone. I thought she’d called me and my phone had taken it upon itself to accept the call, but in fact “I” had called her.
Last night, at the health club, when I took the phone out of my bag and the Audible app suddenly opened up and the book I’d been listening to the last time I was at health club began to play, my only thought was “Sure, why not?” I’ve learned to just go with it.
So I’m wondering: does this sort of thing happen to anybody else, or did Stephen King somehow get hold of my phone?
Filed in Bill Bickel, cell phones | 20 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Oct 4th 2011
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Cidu Bill on Sep 30th 2011
I don’t know… is this about the technology gap, or the fact that Janis is going insane? And I say this as somebody who recently used his phone’s GPS to track down his mother in downtown Boston
Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, GPS, Jimmy Johnson, cell phones, comic strips, comics, humor | 13 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Sep 1st 2011
Just wondering… why would anybody install Skype on a cell phone? I could understand it a few years back before virtually every cell phone plan included unlimited calling, but why now?
(though I do understand that international calls, not generally included in cell phone plans, are cheaper via Skype)
This being said, by the way, I do have Skype on my cell phone: because I had to install it on my computer for work reasons, and at 2am the only person I could call to test it was myself.
Filed in Bill Bickel, Skype, cell phones | 17 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Aug 14th 2011
Oh, come on… a 16-year-old puts down his cell phone and walks away?? That takes “suspension of disbelief” a bit too far.
Filed in Bill Bickel, Zits, cell phones, comic strips, comics, humor | 12 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Jun 30th 2011
Okay, so now I can convert my website’s address into a QR symbol, which people can scan with their smart phones and have the site instantly appear on their phones. But really, after you get past the initial novelty, so what?
Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, QR, cell phones, smart phones | 45 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Jun 19th 2011
My son’s on an out-of-town trip with friends this weekend. God forbid he should give us any first-hand information about where they are — but he and four of his friends have cell phone cameras and Facebook accounts, so by combining the various photos, I’ve been able to follow their progress online.
I guess this is the “new normal,” like “What time is it?”/”Hold on, I’ll check my phone.”
Filed in Bill Bickel, Facebook, cell phones, parenting | 38 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Jun 13th 2011
Arlo has a flip phone, so he can’t butt dial; but not all non-smart phones are flip phones (and therefore some can butt dial), and some smart phones are
flip phones and therefore can’t
butt dial. Trust me on this one, Arlo, I was butt dialing before there was even a word for it.
Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, Jimmy Johnson, cell phones, comic strips, comics, humor | 31 responses so far