Comics I Don’t Understand

Not necessarily, Janis…

Cidu Bill on Mar 12th 2011

He might be related to The Stupidest F****** Bird in the World.

Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, Jimmy Johnson, birds, comic strips, comics, humor | 11 responses so far

LOL-July 26

Cidu Bill on Jul 26th 2009

Filed in Bill Bickel, Donald Duck, Ewww, Francesco Marciuliano, Garfield, Hilary B. Price, J. Robert Oppenheimer, Jim Davis, Mark Parisi, Mary Worth, Medium Large, Mickey Mouse, Off the Mark, One Big Happy, Pearls Before Swine, Rhymes With Orange, Rina Piccolo, Stephan Pastis, Tina's Groove, Windows, Wizard of Id, atomic bombs, birds, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol, xkcd | 11 responses so far

Man vs. Bird vs Window

Cidu Bill on Jun 19th 2009

Elliott Mitchell: Naw, I own an Hundai

Of course, based on my experience with The Stupidest F****** Bird in the World, I’d tell Argyle Elliott that the birds will do more damage to his windows than they could possibly do to his car -Bill

Filed in Argyle Sweater, Bill Bickel, Scott Hilburn, birds, comic strips, comics, humor | 11 responses so far

Okay, this week I have a different cardinal beating his head against my living room window continuously for 10 or 11 hours a day. Probably because the first one (who either gave up or gave up the ghost after six days) told him how much fun it was.

My brother’s suggestion: Take a video of it and put it up on YouTube.

Filed in Bill Bickel, YouTube, birds | 14 responses so far

Stupidest F****** Bird in the World

Cidu Bill on Mar 30th 2009

Maybe some birdophile can offer a suggestion here…

There’s this cardinal who for just over 11 hours on Saturday flew into the bay window in my living room. Continually. For over 11 hours. No exaggeration. Stuns himself, gets up, says “d’oooh,” and flies into the window again. Hundreds of times.

Sunday, same thing.

This morning he’s back at it.

There’s nothing inside the room that can possibly be attracting him. A couple of people suggested taping silhouettes of raptors in the windows. They might as well be targets. I stand next to the window like a human scarecrow, waving my arms. He ignores me.

Eventually, I’m going to have a dead bird in front of my house. I’d rather this not happen, despite the fact that he’s permanently scratched up an expensive window and this would clearly be Natural Selection at work — but I really have no idea how to cure this bird of his obsession with my window and send him off to get on with his life.

Any thoughts?

Filed in Bill Bickel, birds | 32 responses so far

Nothing where? Nothing where?

Cidu Bill on Nov 20th 2008

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, F-Minus, Tony Carrillo, birds, comic strips, comics, humor | 21 responses so far

LOL-August 25

Cidu Bill on Aug 25th 2008

DPWally:

Nicole: I liked the Cornered because I get SO frustrated standing behind someone who acts as if they never saw an ATM in their lives and wish they would make something like this for those people.