Archive for the 'Bill Bickel' Category

Customer Sues Walmart Over Racist Announcement [CJA]

Cidu Bill on May 17th 2012

“Attention Walmart customers: All black people must leave the store”

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Gene, Grow a Pair

Cidu Bill on May 17th 2012

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I’m sorry, but this storyline is really annoying me: Either Arlo or Janis should point out to him that he’s living with Mary Lou, he owns a house with Mary Lou, and Mary Lou’s daughter calls him “Dad.” For all practical purposes, he is married. It’s far too late for him (a 22-year-old man) to run away back to Mom and Dad and complain about Mary Lou not wanting to spend time at the beach with him.

Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, Jimmy Johnson, comic strips, comics, humor | 31 responses so far

Smile

Cidu Bill on May 17th 2012

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Filed in Between Friends, Bill Bickel, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor | 13 responses so far

[CJA] Reprehensible or not? An alleged rapist sues his accuser for defamation

Cidu Bill on May 16th 2012

Not a hypothetical accused rapist, by the way: this is a Dominique Strauss-Kahn update

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Rut’s With That Guy’s Face?

Cidu Bill on May 16th 2012

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What exactly is the significance of Norm’s father looking like a character from Cyanide and Happiness?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, The Norm, comic strips, comics, humor | 9 responses so far

The May 26, 1975 issue of the New Yorker called…

Cidu Bill on May 15th 2012

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Filed in Bill Bickel, Hey Geezers! Comics!, New Yorker, comics, humor | 9 responses so far

CJA: New Jersey Town Bans Texting While Walking

Cidu Bill on May 15th 2012

It’s classified as “jaywalking” now, and carries an $85 fine. Your thoughts?

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Receipts

Cidu Bill on May 15th 2012

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Heaven, New Yorker, comic strips, comics, humor | 13 responses so far

CJA: What Percentage of U.S. Bank Robberies Are Committed By Women?

Cidu Bill on May 14th 2012

Your guesses, and the correct answer

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Totem

Cidu Bill on May 14th 2012

Morris Keesan sent this with the notation “I don’t know whether today’s Dilbert is too easy and obvious to even bother nominating for an Arlo award” — which was just rubbing salt in the wounds of the three people who sent it to me as a CIDU (and me, since I don’t get it either). Continue Reading »

Filed in Arlo Award, Bill Bickel, CIDU, Dilbert, Scott Adams, comic strips, comics, humor | 36 responses so far

CJA: Why do lawyers contantly file ridiculous lawsuits?

Cidu Bill on May 14th 2012

Because sometimes they win

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Dare I Ask?

Cidu Bill on May 14th 2012

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Filed in B.C., Bill Bickel, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor | 10 responses so far

Sunday Morning LOL: Video Follow-up

Cidu Bill on May 13th 2012

Janice, who sent the XKCD strip in this morning’s LOL collection, also sent this “live” version:

And just for the heck of it, here’s the original:

Filed in Bill Bickel, Comics That Made Us Laugh Out Loud, Gilbert and Sullivan, YouTube, lol, videos, xkcd | 6 responses so far

Sunday Funnies - LOL May 13

Cidu Bill on May 13th 2012

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Continue Reading »

Filed in Bill Bickel, Bill Whitehead, Comics That Made Us Laugh Out Loud, Cornered, Dave Whamond, Free Range, Mike Baldwin, Reality Check, comic strips, comics, humor, lol, xkcd | 12 responses so far

CJA Update: Will you or won’t you be allowed to carry your concealed handgun into the Republican National Convention?

Cidu Bill on May 11th 2012

There are articles out there that say definitively yes, and articles out there that say definitively no. Apparently nobody thought to call the guy in charge of the Forum’s security for the event and ask him. So I did.

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Because lawyers will sue over anything??

Cidu Bill on May 11th 2012

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, John Deering, Strange Brew, comic strips, comics, humor, lawyers | 13 responses so far

CJA: Texting While Driving Leads to a Serious Accident

Cidu Bill on May 11th 2012

Should the person who sent the text to the driver be held partially responsible?

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No Wray Do I Understand This One

Cidu Bill on May 11th 2012

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, King Kong, New Yorker, comics, humor | 12 responses so far

Conventional Weaponry [CJA]

Cidu Bill on May 10th 2012

Why I wouldn’t want to be chief of security at the Republican National Convention

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Mother’s Day LOL/CIDU

Cidu Bill on May 10th 2012

Силвия Митева sent me these almost three years ago: the main panels as a LOL, and the “bonus panel” as a CIDU. Why did it take me this long to notice the e-mail? Because Yahoo Mail couldn’t figure out how to file “Силвия Митева.”

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Comics That Made Us Laugh Out Loud, Mother's Day, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Zach Weiner | 10 responses so far

Synchownicity

Cidu Bill on May 10th 2012

While I was away last week, I think all of you sent me these two comics. For the few of you who might not have seen them…

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And Jeffrey Jacobson sent along this bonus link

Filed in Bill Bickel, F-Minus, Flying McCoys, Futurama, Tony Carrillo, comic strips, comics, humor, synchronicity | 19 responses so far

Chicken Head

Cidu Bill on May 10th 2012

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Filed in Bill Bickel, Bizarro, CIDU, Dan Piraro, comic strips, comics, humor | 19 responses so far

And speaking of “clear”…

Cidu Bill on May 9th 2012

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Is the joke here that the NFL is over-reacting to the neurological problems suffered by former football players??

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, In the Bleachers, Steve Moore, comic strips, comics, football, humor | 7 responses so far

Today’s Synclearnicity

Cidu Bill on May 9th 2012

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Filed in Bill Bickel, Close to Home, Dave Whamond, John McPherson, Reality Check, comic books, comic strips, comics, humor, synchronicity | 5 responses so far

Speaking of the Pope…

Cidu Bill on May 9th 2012

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Is there an actual joke here?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor | 12 responses so far