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Unless Janis used to be the Morton Salt Girl, I’m stumped

on Jan 11th 2018

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8 Responses to “Unless Janis used to be the Morton Salt Girl, I’m stumped”

  1. Arthur Jan 11th 2018 at 12:34 am 1

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    The previous few strips show that he’s having existential angst.
    He’s not sure why he’s doing what he’s doing or what the real
    meaning of anything is. Janis obviously does not react well to
    his tepid reply in panel 3. So, in panel 4, he thinks that
    that’s just one more thing he doesn’t understand.

  2. Fuzzmaster Jan 11th 2018 at 12:35 am 2

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    I’m not sure what the last panel means, but I’m pretty sure that first panel indicates Arlo territory. Perhaps her offer is just increasing his performance anxiety?

  3. Ron Jan 11th 2018 at 01:17 am 3

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    Yes, panels 1-3 show things aren’t going well for Arlo, so
    Janis offers a long massage. After his tepid reply, Janis
    reacts by yanking his tie ultra tight, adding one more
    thing that didn’t go so well for Arlo. There’s no lack
    of understanding here, just a lack of breathing room.

  4. Arthur Jan 11th 2018 at 01:44 am 4

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    I was wondering why his face was drawn so differently.
    Overly-tight tie explains it, and the joke.

    And Fuzzmaster, I expect you meant the 2nd panel.

  5. Kamino Neko Jan 11th 2018 at 01:59 am 5

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    His reaction to the offer of a backrub is far too tepid for Janis’s taste.

  6. mitch4 Jan 11th 2018 at 12:41 pm 6

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    Ah, Morton Salt girl! For several moments I was stuck thinking of the billboard Coppertone girl.

  7. Pete Jan 12th 2018 at 08:41 am 7

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    Arthur@4, panel 1 is ambiguous, it’s not clear what problem Arlo is having, but it could be interpreted as impotence.

  8. Mike Jan 12th 2018 at 03:57 pm 8

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    I think Pete has the set-up correct. Arlo can’t (ahem) perform because he has “a lot on his mind.” Janice offers something that should help get the motor running and it is greeted with a yawn. Hence the tie tightening and now he has even more on his mind.

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