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What?

on Jan 2nd 2018

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22 Responses to “What?”

  1. Kedamono Jan 2nd 2018 at 12:34 am 1

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    What?

  2. Winter Wallaby Jan 2nd 2018 at 12:40 am 2

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    He’s created something that can translate duck speech to human speech, but the duck’s are mostly just saying “what?” to each other.

    I’ve seen a number of variants on this joke. I thought it was better done here: https://catphi.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/1_doghelmet.jpg

  3. Winter Wallaby Jan 2nd 2018 at 12:40 am 3

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  4. Brian in STL Jan 2nd 2018 at 01:44 am 4

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    I read something that said a lot of birdsong consisted of:

    My Tree!
    My Tree!
    Stay away from My Tree!

  5. Kilby Jan 2nd 2018 at 01:51 am 5

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    As for better versions, there are also the seagulls in “Finding Nemo”, who perpetually call out “Mine!

  6. James Pollock Jan 2nd 2018 at 01:52 am 6

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    “I read something that said a lot of birdsong consisted of:”

    I think Mr. Larson had the right of it, and it’s mostly “Hey, BAY-bee! Hey, BAY-bee!”

  7. Roger Jan 2nd 2018 at 03:35 am 7

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    This is one of the funnier comics from this comic strip.

  8. Nate Jan 2nd 2018 at 06:21 am 8

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    The ducks don’t even understand each other; they’re caught in an endless loop of “What?”s.

  9. Pete Jan 2nd 2018 at 08:12 am 9

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    They’re all confused because they can’t work out why their quacks don’t echo.

  10. chuckers Jan 2nd 2018 at 09:35 am 10

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    The ducks can’t hear each other because they are all talking at once and have no external ears.

  11. JHGRedekop Jan 2nd 2018 at 10:44 am 11

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    There’s also this episode from “Dexter’s Laboratory” (excerpts):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCzRzOfj5vE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwwgsZg4D_s

  12. Robert Warden Jan 2nd 2018 at 11:57 am 12

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    Reminds me of an old Far Side cartoon where a guy has invented a translator for dog barks, and they’re all saying, “Hey, hey, hey…”

  13. Kilby Jan 2nd 2018 at 12:56 pm 13

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    @ Robert Warden (12) - That’s exactly the comic that Winter Wallaby linked to @2, it just wasn’t obvious from the URL.

  14. Keera Jan 2nd 2018 at 02:24 pm 14

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    Meanwhile, in Bergen, Norway, we have a larger number of blackbirds (Turdus merula) choosing to stay rather than migrate, so now they have to actually claim territory in the middle of winter. I them hollering, “I call dibs!”

  15. Scott Jan 2nd 2018 at 02:30 pm 15

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    It should be translated as “why” as in “why a duck.”

  16. Soup Dragon Jan 2nd 2018 at 07:46 pm 16

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    In Life, the Universe, and Everything, Arthur Dent learnt to fly, and “he learnt to communicate with birds and discovered that their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with wind speed, wing spans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries. Unfortunately, he discovered, once you have learnt birdspeak you quickly come to realize that the air is full of it the whole time, just inane bird chatter. There is no getting away from it.”

  17. Mark in Boston Jan 2nd 2018 at 09:34 pm 17

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    Ducks speak French. They say “Quoi? Quoi? Quoi? Quoi?”

  18. Treesong Jan 3rd 2018 at 02:54 am 18

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    MiB @16 is correct and also wins the Internets.

  19. Olivier Jan 3rd 2018 at 03:21 am 19

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  20. Kilby Jan 3rd 2018 at 04:32 am 20

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    German ducks say the same thing as German frogs: “Quack” (but it’s pronounced “kvak”, and it’s also written without the “c”). Germans tend to be very amused when informed that American frogs say “ribbit”.

  21. James Pollock Jan 3rd 2018 at 07:24 am 21

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    “Germans tend to be very amused when informed that American frogs say ‘ribbit’.”

    What happens when you tell them that SOME American frogs sing and dance?

  22. Daniel J. Drazen Jan 3rd 2018 at 08:09 am 22

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    C. S. Lewis once wrote that if we could understand animal communication, we’d be disappointed because they talk shop so much. Cow talk about nothing but grass, like that.

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