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Then why are they walking around in their bare feet like idiots?

on Sep 18th 2017

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Walldorf

on Sep 18th 2017

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Which is correct…

on Sep 17th 2017

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1. The Declaration of Independence begins “We the people…”

2. The Declaration of Independence begins “Us the people…”

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Neither, of course: it’s the Constitution that begins “We the people…” (since “Us the people…” shouldn’t even sound right to people who confuse “there,” “their” and “they’re”) and come on everybody, stop posting this on Facebook every July 4!

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Sunday Funnies - LOL, September 17, 2017

on Sep 17th 2017

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(Please ignore the autograph)

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Saturday Morning Oy - September 16, 2017

on Sep 16th 2017

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Halloween Synchronicity?

on Sep 15th 2017

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Hang on, is this what the guy was buying in the Retail strip (below)?

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Are we supposed to recognize what those things are?

on Sep 15th 2017

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Flannel

on Sep 15th 2017

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Photoshop

on Sep 14th 2017

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Too soon?

on Sep 13th 2017

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Fashion Week

on Sep 12th 2017

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Water Tower

on Sep 11th 2017

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Is this a real thing, or is Mallett extrapolating based on a single water tower near one minor league ballpark somewhere in Michigan? I personally have never noticed any water tower/ballpark correlation.

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Délicieux

on Sep 11th 2017

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Sunday Funnies - LOL, September 10, 2017

on Sep 10th 2017

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B.A.: We have the killer, but the victim’s still running around somewhere.

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Saturday Morning ARLOL

on Sep 9th 2017

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(This was sent to me without identification. Bliss, maybe?)

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Art of the Teal

on Sep 8th 2017

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Strange Sushi

on Sep 7th 2017

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Darmok and Gwyneth Paltrow at Tanagra [OT]

on Sep 6th 2017

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B. A.: Not for the first time, I heard a reference today to a “Sliding Doors moment,” in a manner suggesting that the writer of the article expected most readers to understand the reference without further context. This made me wonder what other movie titles might have entered our collective consciousness as metaphors.

I’m not talking about well-known quotes, but film titles that are now part of our culture but wouldn’t have meant anything on their own before the film (or, if you’re going to be picky, the book the film was based on) came out.

Sophie’s Choice and It’s a Wonderful Life come to mind from very opposite directions.

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Beer Ticket

on Sep 6th 2017

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CSI Tundra

on Sep 5th 2017

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I Need Help

on Sep 4th 2017

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This seems like the opposite of the Retail staple of the customer getting upset because clerks are asking him “May I help you?”, but at least those I understand what’s going on.

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Grillman

on Sep 4th 2017

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Sunday Funnies - September 3, 2017

on Sep 3rd 2017

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Saturday Morning Oy - September 2, 2017

on Sep 2nd 2017

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Handwriting Expert

on Sep 1st 2017

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