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“Lonely dark walk”??

on Aug 14th 2017

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Where do Arlo and Janis live, anyway? The Tower of London? Xanadu?

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Monday Morning Knight

on Aug 14th 2017

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Sunday Funnies — LOL, August 13, 2017

on Aug 13th 2017

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Saturday Afternoon LOL-Ewww, I guess…

on Aug 12th 2017

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Saturday Morning CIDEwww: “Almost full”??

on Aug 12th 2017

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Saturday Morning CIDEwww: P is for Privacy

on Aug 12th 2017

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Yes, it’s clear what’s happening, but… huh???

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8 Covers

on Aug 11th 2017

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Honestly, I can’t think of any definition by which this discussion makes sense.

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Puppy

on Aug 11th 2017

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Okay, this all seems pretty straight-forward — so what’s the actual joke?

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Let’s stipulate that everybody here knows the difference between a metaphor and a simile, and move on from there…

on Aug 10th 2017

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Cow

on Aug 10th 2017

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Well, bummer… but is there an actual punchline here?

on Aug 9th 2017

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Is it that he’s been waiting so long that he has to recharge his phone?

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Shark

on Aug 9th 2017

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She

on Aug 8th 2017

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Voodoo Chicken: Not a CIDU, but wondering if people do this with their phones? I have heard of people assign gender and even names to their cars, so it does not seem like a stretch that they may name their phones. Computers and smartphones do get device names, but people tend to just leave them on default or of the variety “Bob’s phone” to figure out which device it is when plugged into a computer.

It seems like a millennial thing to do, if I’m stereotyping.

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Well, who but a millennials, who grew up with computers and smart phones, could be naming them?

That aside, I’ve never heard of anybody naming their device — and I think referring to it as “she” is even more unlikely.

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“If there’s Global Warming, why are we seeing all these arrows– nah, I got nothing.”

on Aug 8th 2017

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You know, maybe it’s just me…

on Aug 7th 2017

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but I really enjoy it when Mrs. Olsen kicks him in the ass.

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Geezer Driving

on Aug 7th 2017

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B.A.: Apologizing for the fact that this isn’t a comic strip: If you’re not familiar with this iconic WW2 poster

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Does this

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work at all?

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With many a cunning plan

on Aug 7th 2017

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All political observations aside…

on Aug 6th 2017

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I don’t get the Wizard of Id comic.

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Sunday Funnies - August 6, 2017

on Aug 6th 2017

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Saturday Morning Barney & Clyde and Arlo

on Aug 5th 2017

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Can anybody figure out what animal is making a milk-break snack of Lio?

on Aug 4th 2017

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Friday Afternoon CIDU/Arlo

on Aug 4th 2017

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Okay, so… Andréa sent this to me for the Arlo file — but while I trust her judgment, I have no idea what the joke is (despite knowing what “manspreading” is), and therefore, obviously, I also don’t see the Arloicity.

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Brazarro

on Aug 4th 2017

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What’s the Matter?

on Aug 4th 2017

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Reposting this for W. W., who objected to my timing when I posted it last month: hot enough for you now? (and also dedicated to James)

on Aug 3rd 2017

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