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Comics I Don’t Understand » Saturday Morning Ewww - August 26, 2017

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Saturday Morning Ewww - August 26, 2017

on Aug 26th 2017

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Andréa:

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ImPortant Notice: It has been pointed out to me that cartoonists have been severely over-using urine in their comic strips, to the point that it’s lost most of its Ewww value. Or “Valewww” if you will. But you probably won’t.

So we’re putting in effect a moratorium on… “Ewww-rine” comics?

No?

Anyway, from now on, unless the comic really goes above and beyond,

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20 Responses to “Saturday Morning Ewww - August 26, 2017”

  1. mitch4 Aug 26th 2017 at 08:29 am 1

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    Aside to Bill: The “ImPortant Notice” label mostly disappears as yellow on white background. (Despite the possible thematic value of the color scheme.) I actually couldn’t read it until trying the “select to highlight” trick.

    Comment-question on the Crankshaft: Would human or coyote origin be worse? You would think coyote, but this is rare among the lemonade/urine mixup genre in actually showing it being consumed.

  2. Andréa Aug 26th 2017 at 08:37 am 2

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    Your PCommentary is funnier than all the PComics are . . .

  3. Andréa Aug 26th 2017 at 08:38 am 3

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    . . . or should that be, Anti-P commentary . . .

  4. Andréa Aug 26th 2017 at 08:39 am 4

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    And we must avoid ‘Marvin’ ’cause it’s nothing but P ‘jokes’ . . .

  5. qurlyjoe Aug 26th 2017 at 09:35 am 5

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    I wonder if it has anything to do with the (alleged) pee tape from the most recent presidential campaign.

  6. larK Aug 26th 2017 at 10:26 am 6

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    Bill, on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re an 8.

  7. larK Aug 26th 2017 at 10:29 am 7

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    Sorry; Bill, on a scale of 1 to 8, you’re an 8!

  8. Dave Van Domelen Aug 26th 2017 at 10:39 am 8

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    With Number 2 still qualifying for Ewww, you’re saying we should hold off on Number 1 unless it goes…beyond the call of doody? (sunglasses)

  9. Mitch4 Aug 26th 2017 at 12:35 pm 9

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    Before it’s too late….

    http://www.gocomics.com/farcus/2017/08/26

    “I’m afraid the market is now completely saturated”

  10. zbicyclist Aug 26th 2017 at 01:32 pm 10

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    So, you’ve been getting pissed off?

  11. Ian D Osmond Aug 26th 2017 at 02:26 pm 11

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    … was… was that a Crankshaft that was actually amusing?

    For what it’s worth, bottles of coyote urine don’t look like lemonade — they are much browner. More like apple juice.

    Why do I know this? A few drops of coyote urine put on cotton swabs which you then place in strategic places around your property is a REALLY effective way of keeping raccoons away. www.predatorpee.com is where I get mine.

  12. Bob in Nashville Aug 26th 2017 at 03:43 pm 12

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    But you can’t have poopee without both poo and pee.

  13. furrykef Aug 26th 2017 at 06:09 pm 13

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    The “mistaking urine for other drink” gag was old hat when I was a kid, and I’ll bet it was old hat when my grandfather was a kid too. I can’t really imagine why a cartoonist (even Batiuk) thinks he deserves to get paid for making yet another instance of it.

  14. chakolate Aug 26th 2017 at 06:16 pm 14

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    Mitch4 said,

    “Comment-question on the Crankshaft: Would human or coyote origin be worse? You would think coyote, but this is rare among the lemonade/urine mixup genre in actually showing it being consumed.”

    According to predatorpee.com, which sells (used to sell?) predator pee to get rid of squirrels and other pests, it is not recommended to be used indoors, as the odor is remarkably strong.

    Which leads one to wonder how he managed to taste it.

  15. James Pollock Aug 27th 2017 at 12:36 am 15

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    “Which leads one to wonder how he managed to taste it.”

    Lemonade is to lemon juice as (blank) is to coyote urine.

  16. Kilby Aug 27th 2017 at 01:16 am 16

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    The first comic seems to be an excellent argument for extending the general pee joke ban to poop jokes as well, but as the second comic admirably demonstrates, not all #2 jokes are equal (or rather, some are less #2 than others).

    P.S. The third comic seems to be missing a “here” between “this” and “sand”.

  17. Cidu Bill Aug 27th 2017 at 01:53 am 17

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    Good call, Kilby.

  18. Andréa Aug 27th 2017 at 08:57 am 18

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    As someone who cleans up after six dogs, and sometimes more, I don’t find comic #1 funny . . . I would NEVER leave any dog waste out for longer than it takes me to get to it, in their own bathroom pen.

    I would consider that comic a YUCK, rather than just an EWWWW.

  19. Andréa Aug 27th 2017 at 10:08 am 19

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    Is there a moratorium on bird p**p jokes, too? If not, go here - http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2017/08/27

    If so, please disregard the previous.

  20. Brian in STL Aug 27th 2017 at 01:14 pm 20

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    Back on the old Letterman show, comedian Chris Elliot would come on as Marlon Brando, in for a visit from his remote island hideaway. Once he had a jar of apple juice his manservant back on the island had packed for him. After a swig, he says, “That’s not apple juice”.

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