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Reality Nap

on Jul 8th 2017

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8 Responses to “Reality Nap”

  1. larK Jul 8th 2017 at 06:05 pm 1

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    Even the $%! squirrel is pissed off, there’s NO joke here for him to explain.

  2. Kamino Neko Jul 8th 2017 at 06:11 pm 2

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    He’s so noxious that being asleep (and thus not interacting with her) could be considered doing her a favour. (It’s literally the least he can do, of course.)

  3. Bob in Nashville Jul 8th 2017 at 06:28 pm 3

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    At least he didn’t try to take a nap _with_ her.

  4. ~~Silk Jul 8th 2017 at 07:09 pm 4

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    In some neighborhoods, “take a nap” is a euphemism for a “nooner”.

  5. Arthur Jul 8th 2017 at 07:26 pm 5

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    She was too busy to take her normal nap. He napped instead while
    she worked. He considers it to his credit that he took a nap for
    her. Yes, he does think only of himself.

  6. Mark in Boston Jul 8th 2017 at 07:37 pm 6

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    Same joke as when you come out of the rest room and say to your friend “I took a **** for you.”

    In other words, I did something nice for you. Now you don’t have to take a nap because I took an extra one for you.

    Usually the one saying “I took a (whatever) for you” thinks it’s hilarious and the other one doesn’t see the humor.

  7. Danny Boy (London Derrière) Jul 8th 2017 at 07:40 pm 7

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    Two guys at a bar.
    Mike: Watch my beer. I’m going to go take a leak.
    Ike: Take one for me too, wouldja?

  8. Danny Boy (London Derrière) Jul 8th 2017 at 07:41 pm 8

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    Ah, MiB was there first!

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