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Wobbly

on Jun 16th 2017

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Salmon

on Jun 15th 2017

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Jog

on Jun 14th 2017

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Nolo Comprende

on Jun 13th 2017

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Nolo Contendere, as all geezers old enough to remember Spiro Agnew know, is a legal term meaning “I’m not saying I’m guilty, but I realize you have enough evidence to convict me anyway, so screw it.”

Not sure quite how it applies here, though.

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What EXACTLY is she getting at here?

on Jun 12th 2017

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Sunday Funnies - June 11, 2017

on Jun 11th 2017

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Another Miscellaneous Oldie

on Jun 10th 2017

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Feel free to check out your 2008 explanations here

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Saturday Morning Oy - June 10, 2017

on Jun 10th 2017

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(1955)


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Just a note…

on Jun 9th 2017

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Several people sent me CIDUs over the past 24 hours. Generally, I post them as soon as possible, but in this case I have no idea how WordPress would handle it if I scheduled something when I was in Berlin: would the posts go live at 12:02 Central Europe Time?

Based on how well WordPress handles something as simple as Daylight Saving Time…

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Flashback Friday

on Jun 9th 2017

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Comic strip artists post repeats when they go on vacation, so why shouldn’t I?

Here’s what we were up to nine years ago (please note that links to non-CIDU pages probably won’t work)

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He got it. I don’t get it.

on Jun 9th 2017

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“Milk, butter, sugar, giraffe, cheese, honey, flour, I think I got everything.”

But what’s the joke?

Of course, the name of the strip, Nichtlustig, means “not funny”…

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Does this make any sense at all if you don’t know the original joke?

on Jun 8th 2017

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And is is funny even if you do?

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And I’m off

on Jun 8th 2017

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Everything’s queued up for the next couple of weeks, but I might not be able to free anybody from Moderation Hell.

Or maybe I will. Do they have Internet in Germany?

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Bonus On-My-Way-To-The-Airport Oy

on Jun 8th 2017

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Kicking

on Jun 8th 2017

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And speaking of cherries…

on Jun 7th 2017

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Cherry

on Jun 6th 2017

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Trish nominates this one for the Arlo Award:

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Any other Berliners here?

on Jun 6th 2017

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Interested in meeting up Sunday?

Please give me a yell as soon as possible (bill bickel at gmail.com) 

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Safechronicity

on Jun 6th 2017

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Boise Ed:

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Phase

on Jun 6th 2017

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Waffles

on Jun 5th 2017

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Sunday Funnies - LOL, June 4, 2017

on Jun 4th 2017

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WAY OT Twitter queston

on Jun 3rd 2017

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So apparently I have a Twitter account, which has lain dormant since 2009. And since I have nothing better to do right now, it’s not as if I’m preparing to go to Europe for a week and a half, I’m trying to figure it all out.

The way it looks to me, Twitter’s reason for existing is the hashtag, correct? 

EDITED: Oh, I see, I should have done it like this: 

I think.

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Saturday Morning Oy - June 3, 2017

on Jun 3rd 2017

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Pardon My Objection

on Jun 2nd 2017

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