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Saturday Morning Ewww - May 13, 2017

on May 13th 2017

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9 Responses to “Saturday Morning Ewww - May 13, 2017”

  1. Soup Dragon May 13th 2017 at 05:23 am 1

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    Non Sequitur had a remarkable long setup for an unremarkable joke.
    The glove convention and the bird chef gave me a chuckle.
    Hilburn’s joke is also old. (And his doctor resemble Dr. Enos Pork.)

  2. mitch4 May 13th 2017 at 08:05 am 2

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    I usually expect pirate jokes to include “First day with the hook”.

  3. Powers May 13th 2017 at 09:08 am 3

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    Where did Danae get the balloons and helium from? And the sandwich?

  4. Kilby May 13th 2017 at 07:23 pm 4

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    I agree with Soup Dragon @1 on Non Sequitur, but that last panel seems rather unnecessary, too (sort of like “that squirrel”). And as far as propulsion goes, wouldn’t onions be more effective than jalapeños?

  5. Cidu Bill May 13th 2017 at 10:32 pm 5

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    I think the final panel in Non Sequitur WAS the punchline. Otherwise, it’s just a flatulence gag.

  6. Boise Ed May 14th 2017 at 01:43 am 6

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    The rubber gloves apparently have the forefingers upset about where they have to poke, while the other fingers seem happy about something. … As for Danae, it’s neither the onions nor the jalapeños, but the burrito’s beans; yes, it’s a flatulence gag. … Tundra is an okay riff on how some mama birds feed their young. … The Argyle Sweater implies that neither the doctor nor the pirate can distinguish dandruff from guano. Sorry, no belly laughs here.

  7. Kilby May 14th 2017 at 04:03 am 7

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    @ Bill (5) - I don’t see anything but a (jet-propelled) flatulence gag in this Non Sequitur. Do you see something else (even cruder) in it?

    @ Boise Ed (6) - The tag is Ewww, not LOL - they qualify for appearance (here) by being gross, not funny.

  8. Mark in Boston May 14th 2017 at 08:40 pm 8

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    The other fingers are happy because they DON’T have to poke.

  9. Boise Ed May 15th 2017 at 12:51 am 9

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    You’re right, Kilby [7]. I overlooked that.

    MiB [8]: So it’s glove at first schadenfreude?

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