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Okay, I don’t mean to sound crude here, but…

on Apr 20th 2017

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… wouldn’t the whole “cleavage” discussion make a bit more sense if she weren’t essentially Olive Oyl with bumps?

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It’s a Wonderbread wrapper, if that helps.

on Apr 20th 2017

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Walkathon 2017

on Apr 20th 2017

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March for Babies, which I still call the March of Dimes Walkathon even though they officially changed the name years ago. (I’m still allowed to use the old name because my son and I have been doing this since 1993).

Since 2006, we’ve been raising money for the March of Dimes here at CIDU, and we’re on an impressive run: each year, we’ve raised more than the year before. Last year we hit a stunning $1011 (thank you all!), so $1012 will be a high bar.

The event takes place April 30, rain or shine, and unfortunately it’s been leaning more toward “rain” lately.

The donation links are both above, and in the left-hand sidebar.

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Not really sure how to tag this one…

on Apr 19th 2017

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Okay, actually…

on Apr 19th 2017

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Choked carburetors pre-date the 55mph speed limit.

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A question only for people who follow “Retail”

on Apr 19th 2017

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Are we supposed to understand the “died suddenly”?

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Because he’s wearing a white hat??

on Apr 19th 2017

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Recycling

on Apr 19th 2017

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Core

on Apr 18th 2017

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Yes, it’s a repeat. Still funny.

on Apr 17th 2017

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Into the Woods

on Apr 17th 2017

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**A*INS**D*U: Possibly an Easter-related CIDU, though I don’t think so

on Apr 16th 2017

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Perhaps it would help to know what word “**A*INS**D*U” represents, if indeed McEldowney had one in mind.

(I found one of those “cheating at crossword puzzles” sites, and came up empty)

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Bonus Easter LOLewww

on Apr 16th 2017

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BBBB sent this for the Ewww Folder, but I added the LOL tag.

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Comics That Made the Easter Bunny Laugh Out Loud

on Apr 16th 2017

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Boise Ed:

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Saturday Morning Oy - April 15, 2017

on Apr 15th 2017

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The Demon Barber of Peep Street:

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Andréa:

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How does this save the post office money?

on Apr 14th 2017

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Hands

on Apr 14th 2017

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Okay, it’s fine that editorial cartoonists are having fun with this now…

on Apr 13th 2017

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… but if we see the same gag in comic strips the second week in May, then no.

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OT: In New York, when they say “No Parking”, THEY MEAN No Parking

on Apr 13th 2017

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Flagging

on Apr 13th 2017

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Is the wife saying it’s better than him monitoring her social media usage?

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OT: A far more interesting variation on the IBB Saga

on Apr 13th 2017

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This

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What in God’s name is this cartoon trying to say???

on Apr 13th 2017

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(in case you don’t know the underlying news story)

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Questionable, yes…

on Apr 13th 2017

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Wouldn’t this mean, you know, he DOESN’T win?

on Apr 12th 2017

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Bears

on Apr 12th 2017

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