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Into the Woods

on Apr 17th 2017

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11 Responses to “Into the Woods”

  1. Kilby Apr 17th 2017 at 07:09 am 1

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    I think it’s a rant. We all know what bears do in the woods. Does this mean they do the same in customer service?

  2. Bob in Nashville Apr 17th 2017 at 07:15 am 2

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    Yeah, the function of call centers isn’t to provide customer service as claimed, but rather to provide an additional layer of barrier against customers contacting corporations.

  3. Scott Apr 17th 2017 at 08:57 am 3

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    I think either the bear scares away complaining customers, which is good for the metrics, or eats them.

  4. Mitch4 Apr 17th 2017 at 09:58 am 4

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    But perhaps he’s good at BEARing the endless complaining.

  5. James Pollock Apr 17th 2017 at 10:49 am 5

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    The bear is burned out by a job in a call center. This is not exactly unusual, except for the “he’s a bear” part. The managers of call centers are always trying to talk someone into not leaving, because the one major expense of operating a call center is training the new employees.

    They’re so desperate to retain employees, they’ll even try to hold onto a trained bear.

  6. yellojkt Apr 17th 2017 at 11:50 am 6

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    It’s a sloth, not a bear. In the movie “Zootopia” sloths ran the DMV.

  7. James Pollock Apr 17th 2017 at 12:23 pm 7

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    That’s not a sloth. Or rather, if that IS a sloth, he’s had his ears docked and his nails done.

  8. Boise Ed Apr 17th 2017 at 03:30 pm 8

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    Scott [3] jibes with my take on it, but I do agree with Bob [2].

    Sorry, yellojkt [6], but James [7] is right.

  9. Mark in Boston Apr 17th 2017 at 08:26 pm 9

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    Well, I suppose it could be a reference to the Chuck Jones / Frank Tashlin cartoon “The Bear That Wasn’t”.
    https://youtu.be/cq0a5JTSGvU
    A bear comes out of hibernation to find that a factory complex has been built around him. He is mistaken for an employee and is unable to prove his actual identity.

    It’s a very obscure film.

  10. Meryl A Apr 18th 2017 at 02:29 am 10

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    I thought it was a huge rat?

  11. Timisan Apr 19th 2017 at 09:58 am 11

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    It’s a sloth bear.

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