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Because his horse is invisible? And…?

on Mar 21st 2017

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C IDU

on Mar 20th 2017

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So… this is where the Bible tells people not to believe in evolution? Or something? Or not?

on Mar 20th 2017

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¿¿¿Qué???

on Mar 20th 2017

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The start of a new storyline, or somebody screwed up and uploaded the “Luann en Español” comic by mistake?

(I suspect the latter, though I’m not sure how they could have managed that)

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Accident I Don’t Understand

on Mar 20th 2017

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Sunday Funnies: March 19, 2017

on Mar 19th 2017

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Boise Ed:

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Chak:

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Kilby:

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Saturday Morning Ewww - March 18, 2017

on Mar 18th 2017

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Multiple People sent me the first two:

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Andréa: What’s with all the bathroom jokes lately?

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What happens in Funky Winkerbean stays in Funky Winkerbean

on Mar 17th 2017

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Is he just confusing “The first rule of Fight Club…” with “What happen in Vegas…”?

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Fakin’ It

on Mar 17th 2017

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Actually, I don’t really understand either panel.

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Ribbitt

on Mar 16th 2017

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Wednesday Morning Oy

on Mar 15th 2017

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Ribbit

on Mar 15th 2017

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Coffee

on Mar 14th 2017

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Boise Ed: It’s not part of an ongoing story, but it sure does look like it.

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Testifying

on Mar 14th 2017

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OT: Laptop suggestions?

on Mar 13th 2017

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Look like 3 1/2 years was about as long as this guy was meant to serve me.

Any thoughts? I’m looking for something reliable but basic, suitable for writing and not gaming, nothing named after the fruit of a deciduous tree.

Any guidance would be appreciated.

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Um… “getting shorter”? Think this through, dude…

on Mar 13th 2017

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Zbicyclist: Is this some sort of “Putting Descartes before de Horse” joke?

on Mar 13th 2017

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Seriously, have you ever seen anybody this unable to cope with an automatic revolving door?

on Mar 12th 2017

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Maybe he’s too sleepy to remember, but…

on Mar 12th 2017

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There are way fewer items that need manual changing now than there used to be.

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Sunday Afternoon Bonus LOL (and by the way, it’s kind of weird to be getting a foot and a half of snow two days after Daylight Saving Time begins; I guess it’ll give us an extra hour to shovel)

on Mar 12th 2017

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Kilby:

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Sunday Funnies: March 12, 2017

on Mar 12th 2017

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Boise Ed:

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Mitch4:

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Saturday Morning Grand Slam

on Mar 11th 2017

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As of 4:27 Friday afternoon, I’ve had this one sent to me as CIDU, LOL, Ewww and Arlo.

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Way OT: The “Who Am I This Time?” Challenge

on Mar 10th 2017

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Many of you are, I’m sure, familiar with Kurt Vonnegut’s story “Who Am I This Time?”

This was not the story’s original title, although every single online reference I can find insists that it was. Orwell would be proud of how completely every trace of fact of the name change has been erased.

So I’m wondering… can anybody find evidence that it was originally published under a different title, let alone what it was?

(Without looking at the December 16, 1961 issue of the Saturday Evening Post)

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Because… their uniforms are called jerseys??

on Mar 10th 2017

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Crazy Stupid

on Mar 10th 2017

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