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Let’s have a show of hands… who’s done this?

on Feb 17th 2017

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Clearly, he’s not much of a pathologist

on Feb 17th 2017

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2004 Called…

on Feb 17th 2017

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I don’t know, what do y’all think? Is this movie sufficiently in the national consciousness after 13 years?

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Gnome

on Feb 17th 2017

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It’s torture to stay at the…

on Feb 16th 2017

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Or maybe the king loves the song, and that’s why he wants his prisoners to re-create it for him.

On a related note, how tired do you think YMCAs are of seeing this:

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“Yeah, yeah, we get it. And it was hysterical back in 1978, before you were even born.”

And okay, while we’re here, there was this.

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Folding Clothing

on Feb 16th 2017

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Honestly, I’d be firing people right and left, even if Norm Feuti would have us think of their actions and comments as clever.

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Okay, apparently I’m not much of a pathologist either, because I don’t get it.

on Feb 16th 2017

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Under Review

on Feb 16th 2017

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I doubt this is actually true, so what’s the joke here?

Or did Mssrs. Cantu and Castellanos just really get lazy one day?

Edited to add: You know, this whole sequence would make a lot more sense if the federal government or anybody else actually were censoring comic strips.

Absent that, they seem to be satirizing something they themselves made up.

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Click

on Feb 16th 2017

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Oh, wait, I get it now…

on Feb 15th 2017

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Thunderclouds??

on Feb 15th 2017

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The Flintstonemobile

on Feb 15th 2017

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Streamchronicity

on Feb 14th 2017

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SpuddyBuddy: Both seemed a bit “too close to home” for me.

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Worst Valentine’s Card Ever

on Feb 14th 2017

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Boise Ed: Are these two characters that we are supposed to recognize? (They’re not regulars in the strip [Foolish Mortals].) Otherwise, I have no idea what the joke is.

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Luarlo

on Feb 14th 2017

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Several people proposed the Arlo Award for last week’s Luann, which began with this:

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and ended with this:

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Valolentine’s Day

on Feb 14th 2017

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Because hearts are cheap today??

on Feb 14th 2017

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Dot which “i”?

on Feb 14th 2017

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Pancreas??

on Feb 14th 2017

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Be My Valentine

on Feb 14th 2017

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Okay, any telegraph operators or Boy Scouts here?

on Feb 13th 2017

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This panel renames famous and moderately-famous paintings for humorous effect. This one has me stumped.

on Feb 13th 2017

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Fifty Shades of Geezers

on Feb 12th 2017

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The blurb for the New Yorker’s Review of “Fifty More Shades of Grey” reads “The first movie was all about erotic build-up, the sequel is strictly Quick Draw McGraw.”

On one hand I guess you can figure out what he’s getting at, even if this is the probably the most awkwardly-written line in this issue of the New Yorker.

But the more important question is, will anybody in this film’s target demographic have any idea who Quick Draw McGraw is?

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February 12 [OT]

on Feb 12th 2017

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Just wondering… does anybody other than geezers like me even remember anymore that today is Lincoln’s Birthday?

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Comics That Made Abraham Lincoln Laugh Out Loud

on Feb 12th 2017

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