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CJNCP

on Jan 20th 2017

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“Excuse me, are you a good photographer? Could you explain to me why, when I’m taking photos at night, in every shot I’m blushing?”

Is this just a reference to the flash giving him red-eye? Since he’s, you know, an eyeball?

And yes, the characters in this strip are eyeballs.

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So… he changed his mind about going down the hill?

on Jan 20th 2017

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Tweet

on Jan 20th 2017

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Get Smart

on Jan 19th 2017

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Is this actually translatable?

on Jan 18th 2017

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Jury

on Jan 18th 2017

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What do you sink?

on Jan 17th 2017

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[OT] This is what you get…

on Jan 16th 2017

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when somebody has way, way, way too much free time on his hands

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London Hotels [Way OT]

on Jan 16th 2017

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Does anybody have any suggestions (the usual criteria: good location, not a fortune, no Dickensian ambiance)? We liked the placed we stayed in back in 1983, but the city might have changed some since then.

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“If needing help”???

on Jan 16th 2017

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And he’d come all the way from Alabama!

on Jan 16th 2017

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Sunday Funnies - LOL, January 15, 2017

on Jan 15th 2017

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Skiers I Don’t Understand

on Jan 14th 2017

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What’s the deal with the two skiers on the right side of the panel? They seem to be on a collision course with the people on the ski lift.

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Saturday Morning LOL-Ewww - January 14, 2017

on Jan 14th 2017

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Um…

on Jan 13th 2017

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Having a policy encouraging employees to use their vacation days doesn’t mean always allowing them to choose a specific date on short notice.

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Okay, so… [OT]

on Jan 13th 2017

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This woman I don’t know not only started following me on Facebook — not odd in itself — but also liked and started following both my Crimeweek page and the Billo page!

Yeah, you guessed it: she’s a Seattle real estate agent.

Do you suppose she thinks she’s uncovered IBB’s other job writing about the criminal justice system as well as his secret coulroic life?

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In the Beginning…

on Jan 13th 2017

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This link on the new GoComics leads to an April 2001 strip. They’re only off by 83 years.

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Self-referential gag about how their appearance hasn’t changed in 17 years??

on Jan 13th 2017

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EDITED TO ADD: And if that is the gag, I suppose we had some synchronicity today:

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Yes, I know, cats again…

on Jan 13th 2017

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Jerk

on Jan 12th 2017

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Baby It’s Cold Outside

on Jan 11th 2017

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Yeah, I’m that guy. I went from my mother yelling at me for shoveling snow wearing a t-shirt, to my son mocking me for shoveling snow wearing a t-shirt. But what’s the joke here?

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The New GoComics Page (formerly There’s a new book in town)

on Jan 10th 2017

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Is there a joke here, or just a plug for Bill Amend’s latest Fox Trot collection (which I assume exists)?

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Snap

on Jan 10th 2017

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Okay, she was walking so she wasn’t cold, and now she’s not walking and she is cold. So?

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iSynchronicity, sort of, plus Monday Morning Oy

on Jan 9th 2017

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(I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that these were both published on the 10th anniversary of the iPhone)

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Spring

on Jan 9th 2017

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