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Idiot Bill’s Idiot Clients

on Sep 19th 2016

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One of them sent me sensitive financial information this morning. I was feeling magnanimous, so I replied and let him know he was sending his stuff to the wrong person.

No mystery what happened next, right? No response, but two hours later he sent me another batch of sensitive financial information.

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Before you laugh…

on Sep 19th 2016

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But as we all know, there’s this.

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Is this where chopped beef comes from?

on Sep 19th 2016

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This comes from a 50-year-old copy of the Chicago Tribune.

The graphic to the left of the masthead is interesting:

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, September 18, 2016 (Arlo edition)

on Sep 18th 2016

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, September 18, 2016 (Non-Arlo edition)

on Sep 18th 2016

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Saturday Morning LOy - September 17, 2016

on Sep 17th 2016

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LOL for Mitch 4, Oy for me.

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Gotta give this one an Awww

on Sep 16th 2016

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Blamed for what? Is Janis suffering from Trichinosis?

on Sep 16th 2016

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on Sep 15th 2016

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When did Andy Capp stop beating his wife?

on Sep 14th 2016

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B. A.: I had occasion to Google that question earlier today, and one of the results looked interesting enough to share.

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Arlo Candles

on Sep 14th 2016

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On one hand, I don’t think this quite rises to Arlo Award level. On the other hand, I can’t think of a single humorous explanation that doesn’t involve naughty behavior.

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Boyfriend Jail

on Sep 14th 2016

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Because he’s stuck waiting for his girlfriend while she tries on clothing? And if so, why does she have a problem with his saying so?

Or is this one of those “comic strip characters getting angry for no rational reason” things (which should probably have its own tag by now)?

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Cyanide and Jesus

on Sep 14th 2016

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Strangefoot

on Sep 13th 2016

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Because “insolvent” sounds like “insane”?

on Sep 12th 2016

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The irony being, Crazy Eddie just died and while he was not in fact really crazy, he did end up insolvent.

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Monday Morning Awww

on Sep 12th 2016

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Boise Ed: Not one of your regular categories, I know. Not CIDU, nor funny, nor duplicative, just heartwarming. And all because of one or two extra balloon dots.

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LinkedIn

on Sep 12th 2016

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It’s a cat, of course, so what do I know?

on Sep 11th 2016

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My assumption is that he doesn’t want to be an outdoor cat so he broke the window to get back inside.

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Sunday Funnies : LOL, September 11, 2016

on Sep 11th 2016

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Boise Ed:

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Saturday Morning Oy - September 10, 2016

on Sep 10th 2016

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Does he mean “vial”?

on Sep 9th 2016

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Peace

on Sep 9th 2016

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Kilby: OK, they aren’t not strictly synchronous, but they are nicely sequential:

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So now I have to come up with a “sequential” tag?

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Selfie

on Sep 9th 2016

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Boise Ed: Here we seem to have a road that suddenly ends in a large, upturned area of six-foot dirt piles. It’s like there’s a convention of gophers.

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She buys seashells by the seashore

on Sep 8th 2016

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Save the Day

on Sep 7th 2016

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