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Geezer Two-Fer

on Aug 16th 2016

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We’ll let The Exorcist slide, because that’s part of our cultural memory. And presumably responsible to a permanent drop in the sales of pea soup. But the Art Linkletter reference??

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NRA

on Aug 16th 2016

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This strip’s only a couple of days old. Is he saying “I’m putting a hit out on her,” like Trump sort of maybe did when he kind of who-the-hell-knows-anymore suggested that NRA members and Second Amendment supporters take out Hillary?

If we can not turn this into a political discussion, that would be grand.

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TMI

on Aug 15th 2016

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Mona: I would label it TMIDU Ewww?

Although, it is probably not worth the space it would take up on CIDU.

It appears to me that there is something, perhaps dogstuff or??? on the ground that, for some reason, is identified as stars - the Southern Cross - on Janis’s star-gazer app. Arlo looks disgusted and claims TMI (too much information).

Would an app confuse something on the ground with a constellation?

BTW, I was out in the country, far from city lights over the weekend, and was able to see a totally awesome shooting star during the Perseid meteor shower. I got up about 3am, went outside just in time to see the largest shooting star I’ve ever seen right over my head. Decided it couldn’t get any better than that and went back in to bed.

Irene: Submitting this one for my (slightly dyslexic) hubby, Tim, who at first thought this was an Arlo because Janice found TIM in the bushes.

We’re thinking maybe the app is saying that if they could see through the earth, they would see the Southern Cross looking in that direction. Other than that, we really don’t know.

Actual conversation:

Tim: Don’t you look at that “Comics-that-need-explaining” blog?

Me: You mean Comics I Don’t Understand?

Tim: Yeah. That. Look up Arlo and Janice for today.

Me: It doesn’t work that fast. People submit them, and he picks.

Tim: Well, look at that one. Oh. Never mind. It says TMI, not TIM. I thought they caught us.

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, August 14, 2016

on Aug 14th 2016

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Mitch3:

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AaronB:

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Liability

on Aug 12th 2016

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Kilby: The question is whether she intends to perpetrate something in the store, or is she merely intending to hang the sign on her bedroom door?

Or is it something else (completely different)?

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WIFIDU

on Aug 11th 2016

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Anti-Geezer!

on Aug 10th 2016

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This one’s guaranteed never to become dated.

And now just for the heck of it…

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OCD

on Aug 10th 2016

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Do I even want to know?

on Aug 9th 2016

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Adding an Arlo tag just in case…

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Swim

on Aug 9th 2016

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Was there really a Golden Age of Grocery Bagging?

on Aug 8th 2016

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Because seriously, there was never in my memory time when it was done well.

Or is the joke that Arlo is just a cranky old man (”In my day…”)?

MAKE GROCERY BAGGING GREAT AGAIN!

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Seems to me this should have something to do with tipping cows… somehow…

on Aug 8th 2016

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Sunday Funnies : LOL, August 7, 2016

on Aug 7th 2016

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Saturday Morning Ewww - August 6, 2016

on Aug 6th 2016

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Boise Ed:

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Hopefully he meant “grand-daughter,” or else this strip is about to take a very weird and ugly turn

on Aug 5th 2016

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Warren

on Aug 5th 2016

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Go Ask Alice

on Aug 4th 2016

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Two questions:

Is the song sufficiently iconic for this comic to avoid the Geezer tag?

And shouldn’t the Squirrel be saying “I think she’ll know”?

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Really? Okay, it’s 12:06 EDT right now. Go!

on Aug 4th 2016

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So what’s the actual joke? And my not understanding this has nothing to do with the presence of a cat.

on Aug 3rd 2016

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Iguana

on Aug 2nd 2016

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Mitch4: Crossover? Like when a subway station has trains from two different lines?

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Jerks

on Aug 1st 2016

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