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Pianomorte

on Apr 18th 2016

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, April 17, 2016

on Apr 17th 2016

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2016 Walkthon

on Apr 16th 2016

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And here we go again… Year 24 of our walk (and my erstwhile walking companion Aaron is coming in from Boston to join me this year), and Year 12 of you guys being our non-walking companions.

One advantage of having Aaron down here, by the way: this thing starts way too early on a Sunday morning, and this way he can drive us there and Old Dad can nap. A far cry from our first Walkathon when he rode part of the way on my shoulders.

Tempus fugit, and all that…

Last year’s total by the way, from CIDU alone, was $916.

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Syncrewwwnicity

on Apr 16th 2016

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Andréa:

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The maze he means? But isn’t that how ants do burrow?

on Apr 15th 2016

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Eternally a Bridesmaid…

on Apr 15th 2016

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Hey

on Apr 14th 2016

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My guess here is that dog owners pretend not to notice when their pets do their business in the street (to get away with not cleaning it up), but this guy can’t pretend not to know what his elephant has just done.

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Maybe if I had any idea what that is on the casket?

on Apr 14th 2016

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Bullet Holes

on Apr 13th 2016

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Separation

on Apr 12th 2016

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$20.80, actually — or is that part of the joke?

on Apr 11th 2016

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Okay, WordPress, not funny anymore…

on Apr 10th 2016

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I thought it was something I’d done wrong last week, but now it seems as if every time I make a change to the left sidebar, the whole thing defaults to… well, the default.

I suspect the @#$% Squirrel is behind this somehow, but I can’t figure out how.

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Sunday Funnies - LOL, April 10, 2016

on Apr 10th 2016

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Saturday Morning Lol-ewww

on Apr 9th 2016

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Kilby:

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An Apology

on Apr 9th 2016

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Discussions tend to be so civil around here, even on the most contentious of subjects, that I seemed to have taken my eye off the ball for a couple of days.

Without going into specifics, the problem has been dealt with. I am willing to elaborate further to anybody who asks me privately.

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Two by Two

on Apr 9th 2016

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Kilby:

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Cidu Pop

on Apr 8th 2016

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Because “leak”??

on Apr 7th 2016

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So apparently Gene and Mary Lou are looking for a name for their produce stand

on Apr 7th 2016

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I’m certain Jimmy really wants us to suggest something, but he’s just too shy to ask.

Any thoughts?

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Maybe Thor needs a break

on Apr 7th 2016

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I don’t follow his reasoning: wouldn’t the near-certainty of the vehicle’s total destruction be bad for business?

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Key

on Apr 6th 2016

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Diner

on Apr 6th 2016

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4WD

on Apr 5th 2016

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Normally, I ask you NOT to resubmit any comment that goes into Moderation

on Apr 4th 2016

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(because then once I approve it, there will be two copies online; or else there will be more than one copy in moderation and I have to figure out which to keep)

But if you sent in anything over the past 24 hours that went into moderation, please do try again: I was just hit by over 1000 spam comments at once, and the only sane response was to delete the entire folder.

The spam filter might be over-zealous sometimes — but at least it stopped over a thousand comments from showing up online and probably crashing the site.

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Maybe someday I’ll understand too.

on Apr 4th 2016

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