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Try This One

on Jan 20th 2016

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Wave if you understand this

on Jan 19th 2016

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Are they doing the Wave? Do people do the Wave in movie theatres? Do people do the Wave in movie theatres in the Batiuk Universe, where reality is 47 degrees skewed from our own reality, as evidenced by the fact that so many words and expressions they use there don’t exist in our universe, and other words have completely different — and sometimes shifting — meanings?

Either way, what might the joke be?

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Speaking of…

on Jan 18th 2016

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This

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Somehow reminded me of this.

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Anachronistic, probably racist, yet also a CIDU

on Jan 18th 2016

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Sunday Funnies: January 17, 2016

on Jan 17th 2016

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Saturday Morning Ewww - January 16, 2016

on Jan 16th 2016

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Boise Ed:

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MITCH4:

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1990 shrieked…

on Jan 15th 2016

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And just to ruin everybody’s day…

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Just Checking

on Jan 15th 2016

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1997 called; and while it doesn’t exactly want its joke back, it was hoping maybe we could explain the joke.

on Jan 14th 2016

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Funny Because It’s True

on Jan 13th 2016

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That’s how it goes??

on Jan 13th 2016

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What the heil…”

on Jan 13th 2016

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Because Mr. Tatulli’s syndicate thought people would be offended if the guys in the car were Chinese and their name was Wong? Or was there an in-joke reason for the name change?

on Jan 12th 2016

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There are candles on baby shower cakes??

on Jan 12th 2016

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How many would you use?

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Exchange Rate

on Jan 12th 2016

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A reference to some song I’m not aware of? Presumably not about spam?

on Jan 11th 2016

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Shoot and Release

on Jan 11th 2016

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, January 10, 2016

on Jan 10th 2016

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MORRIS KEESAN: I’m not sure whether I was really laughing out loud at the comic
itself, or whether I was just enjoying the homage to Calvin & Hobbs.

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Saturday Morning LOLewww

on Jan 9th 2016

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What we have here is a failure to communicate.

on Jan 8th 2016

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I assume this is a reference to the “time passes more slowly as you approach the speed of light” thing, even though that doesn’t apply the way Federation starships travel.

But as to the joke itself… that’s not how cell phone minutes work, is it? They count how many minutes you’ve been talking, not how many minutes you’ve had the phone. Unless each minute he talks counts as multiple minutes here on Earth??

Oh my.

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I Don’t Follow

on Jan 8th 2016

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2017’s First Saturday Morning Oy

on Jan 7th 2016

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Horsing Around

on Jan 7th 2016

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Morris Keesan: Horace is apparently using a crane to lift a large letter ‘O’, a zero, or a tire. And ????

The crane leaning back, with the tip of the boom going up, is probably supposed to be meaningful, but I don’t see how or why.

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Because… he’s… on top of the igloo??

on Jan 6th 2016

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Oregon Trail

on Jan 6th 2016

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Yes, this cartoon is referencing both the current stand-off and what Time Magazine calls “the game that traumatized countless children of the ’80s and ’90s”: but how does it tie those two things together?

By the way, this.

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