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The only explanation I can think of goes FAR into Arlo territory

on Jan 21st 2016

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At least I didn’t say “deep”…

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19 Responses to “The only explanation I can think of goes FAR into Arlo territory”

  1. Lisah Jan 21st 2016 at 10:50 am 1

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    “Food porn” is an internet meme related to pictures of delicious looking food (no Arlo implications) The items in the bin are ‘past their prime’ (and no longer ‘delicious looking’)

  2. DemetriosX Jan 21st 2016 at 11:09 am 2

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    Lisah has it. It’s stars of food porn, not porn stars made of food.

  3. DPWally Jan 21st 2016 at 11:22 am 3

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    Lisah got it. But no point wasting an Arlo tag, so…

    This is produce that was used in porn movies for, umm, things I’m not going to say even with an Arlo tag.

  4. DPWally Jan 21st 2016 at 11:23 am 4

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    Now it needs an ewwww tag.

  5. Mona Jan 21st 2016 at 11:24 am 5

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    I am soooo out of touch! Never heard the term “food porn”.
    I do, however, love “at lest I didn’t say ‘deep’”!

  6. Kilby Jan 21st 2016 at 12:11 pm 6

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    Even though this is clearly “non-Arlo”, I would still expect that some editors might have refused to run it.

  7. Kilby Jan 21st 2016 at 12:15 pm 7

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    P.S. The bonus prize for looking up the Rhymes with Orange website was a link to the “100th Anniversary” supplement that King Features released, but apparently was not able to get a lot of papers to publish.

  8. Kilby Jan 21st 2016 at 12:20 pm 8

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    P.P.S. Thanks to Mona @5! I didn’t notice Bill’s subheader until I saw your comment.

  9. Lisah Jan 21st 2016 at 01:42 pm 9

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  10. DNH Jan 21st 2016 at 02:14 pm 10

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    “porn” can be humorously appended to anything that people get preoccupied looking at on the computer. If someone accuses you of, for example, “cat porn”, it just means that you’re spending a lot of time looking at pictures of cats - not of looking at cats doing pornographic things. I hope.
    Some of use might be accused of comics porn…

  11. Boise Ed Jan 21st 2016 at 03:27 pm 11

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    What Mona [5] said.

    And if I were to follow the links from Lisah [9], I wonder what the ensuing Amazon (and other) ads would “suggest” for me.

  12. Boise Ed Jan 21st 2016 at 03:48 pm 12

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    Kilby [7]: The “100th Anniversary” supplement is pretty interesting. Thanks for the link.

  13. woozy Jan 21st 2016 at 06:00 pm 13

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    Twenty years ago *all* my coworkers referred to cat calendars as “kitty porn”.

    This is kind of weird and for humor you have to accept talking about the concept of both “food porn” which is … mostly innocuous, and the sad phenomenon of aging porn stars so the phrase “old porn star” is recognizable, which is less innocuous but far from lurid, as an acceptable norm which is a tad much for a family newspaper.

    But to misinterpret it and put it into Arlo territory… ew… that’s disgusting beyond belief. What *were* you thinking!?!?!

  14. woozy Jan 21st 2016 at 06:13 pm 14

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    @10

    I would add a criterion to be “variable_x porn” it has to be an image intentionally designed to be attractive, more so than the time one spends looking at it. At my work we’d show photos of our cats and if the cat were looking really cute with his belly exposed and a catnip mouse in his mouth we’d say “Oh, now that’s just *porn*. Cat porn. He is *such* a slut.” And if we saw a food web site with a perfect braised eggplant with perfectly placed sprig of fresh tarragon we’d say, “Oh, now that’s just *porn*. Food porn. That tarragon is *such* a slut.” And then if we showed photos of our children adorably eating birthday cake we’d say “My, she’s adorable. And she’s growing up so fast. How sweet. Thanks for showing me that. It was lovely.”

  15. Cidu Bill Jan 21st 2016 at 09:41 pm 15

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    Agreed, Kilby (6). In fact, I’m surprised WordPress didn’t the comments containing the word “porn” into Purgatory with all the sucks.

  16. Terry Jan 22nd 2016 at 07:26 am 16

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    1) Rule 34.
    2) Some of those sale items look a tad too big to go deep.
    3) As a youth I only heard the phrase “Go deep” in pickup football games.

  17. Powers Jan 22nd 2016 at 09:24 am 17

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    This is why hyphens are your friends. “old food-porn stars” would make the syntax much clearer.

  18. Todd Jan 24th 2016 at 05:38 pm 18

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    I lot of things that get labelled as “Arlo”, I think Arlo would be offended to have his name associated with. The thing you thought this meant, I think Arlo would not be offended. Janis would want nothing to do with it, though.

  19. Meryl A Jan 28th 2016 at 02:27 am 19

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    I remember when porn was porn. Before it had cute names that made fun of regular movies names. I remember a group of us from college in my parents’ den with a “stag movie” and my parents came home with my sisters. I yelled up for my sisters not to come down, but it was okay for my parents. I remember going porn movies with my sister, 5 years younger than me, with our husbands and everyone just be allowed in, but me - I had to show proof of age!

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