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Archive for December, 2015

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CIDUUUUUUUU

on Dec 18th 2015

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(Metatext: All we need now is some slade)

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Happy Trees

on Dec 18th 2015

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My name’s Frost. Jack Frost.

on Dec 17th 2015

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Because he got his start nipping at people’s noses?

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A Very Vicky Christmas

on Dec 17th 2015

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Morris Keesan: The only part of this that I understand at all is that it’s traditional (I think) not to open Christmas presents until …

I have no idea whether what the package is saying about floating is a reference to anything, and I can’t tell what the picture in the last panel is. It could be a circular saw, but it seems equally likely to be some reference to the new Star Wars movie.

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This year, SANTA’S on the naughty list

on Dec 16th 2015

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This Arlo Award was awarded by Boise Ed:

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Spontaneous

on Dec 16th 2015

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Several people sent me this one, and in fact I had it queued up as tomorrow’s CIDU, but then I realized that they made the spontaneous decision to do some Arlo-ing in front of the fire, but then Janis wanted to set out pillows and sheets so they wouldn’t be uncomfortable.

Opposing viewpoints will, however, be entertained

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Speling

on Dec 16th 2015

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Essential 10 Update

on Dec 15th 2015

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Almost compiled. If I’d known more than 60 people were going to send suggestions, I would have set up a spreadsheet or something like grown-ups do, instead of compiling everything on three sheets of looseleaf paper.

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Calendar Unit

on Dec 15th 2015

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Gravely incorrect

on Dec 14th 2015

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This was submitted with the comment that it refers to something so old, nobody here is likely to understand the reference.

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Two Notes About Submissions

on Dec 14th 2015

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1. Everything you’re sending me right now is being very efficiently queued up: but because there so many holiday-related and year-end posts ready to go, most everything else is getting kicked down the road to 2016.

2. When you send me CIDUs, LOLs, EWWWs or whatever, please let me know in the subject line which it is. Mistakes have been made.

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The Santa Fe Cafe, a restaurant improbably in Seattle, closed up last year; but that’s probably not relevant here…

on Dec 14th 2015

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Morris Keesan [when submitting this]: Part of the context is missing from the actual comic: the title, on the embedded web page, is “Newsies”, which is a reference to a musical film, later Broadway show. “Santa Fe” is one of the songs from the show. I knew about the existence of the Broadway show — Wikipedia told me the rest of this, including the movie that the show is based on. I’ve never seen either the show or the movie. The “Seattle” confuses me.

The other [possible] context is that Tone Deaf Comics is (most of the time) a comic about a school band director.

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A lot of you (and I) were also lost.

on Dec 14th 2015

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So by popular demand, today’s second Arlo and Janis…

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Knock Knock

on Dec 14th 2015

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, December 13, 2015

on Dec 13th 2015

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Saturday Morning Oy: December 12, 2015

on Dec 12th 2015

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What is it saying?

on Dec 11th 2015

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And can this actually happen to a microwave’s LED, or LCD, or whatever it’s called?

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The Great White Synchronicity

on Dec 11th 2015

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Very different jokes, obviously…

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Marriage

on Dec 11th 2015

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Thursday’s Replacement CIDU

on Dec 10th 2015

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Tramp Stamp

on Dec 10th 2015

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Dent de lion

on Dec 9th 2015

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Paleo

on Dec 8th 2015

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A collection of Chanukah LOLs (and a link to another collection)

on Dec 7th 2015

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Courtesy of the Ghost of Chanukah Past

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My ultimate nightmare: TWO cats, plus the %@#$ Squirrel!

on Dec 7th 2015

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