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Okay, in the Jay-Z song, the word is “bitch” — and the joke here is…?

on Oct 19th 2015

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Oh, and I’m throwing an Arlo Award the Squirrel’s way.

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Harry Potter I assume, but…?

on Oct 19th 2015

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Actually…

on Oct 18th 2015

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Was there ever a time at which a man fighting crime dressed as a bat wouldn’t seem absurd?

Nobody laughed at him in 1939, not because people didn’t think he was insane, but because he was shooting people back then.

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, October 18, 2015

on Oct 18th 2015

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Saturday Morning Ewww - October 17, 2015

on Oct 17th 2015

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Zbicylist

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Light

on Oct 16th 2015

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R34

on Oct 15th 2015

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Chak: This strip is new to me, and I’m going back through the archives. I’m wondering what R34 is?

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I’d call Robin an organ transplant, but nobody would get the joke except for me.

on Oct 15th 2015

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Is the joke here that Jeremy’s an absolute moron?

on Oct 14th 2015

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Liberty

on Oct 14th 2015

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Because of “Get help”??

on Oct 13th 2015

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One Fish, Brew Fish

on Oct 13th 2015

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By popular demand, this one’s being pushed to the front of the queue

on Oct 13th 2015

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Synchr O’Nicity

on Oct 12th 2015

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Jim Benton must be a lot more popular than I thought, because several people sent me this synchronicity.

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Mash

on Oct 12th 2015

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, October 11, 2015

on Oct 11th 2015

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Ted:

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So… he’s comforting the cat by telling him they’ll wait until he’s dead? -Bill)

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Retroactive Arlo Award

on Oct 10th 2015

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Powers: Doonesbury is currently in reruns, except for Sundays, so we’ve been seeing classics from the 70s and 80s. This week, Honey Huang is nude-modeling for a newly reformist Shanghai art institute. I think the third panel clearly depicts her naked breasts, albeit in Cubist style.

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Saturday Afternoon CIDU/LOL/Arlo

on Oct 10th 2015

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Submitted by Kilby

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Saturday Morning Ewww - October 10, 2015

on Oct 10th 2015

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Boise Ed:

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At the risk of sounding pedantic…

on Oct 9th 2015

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This doesn’t look a thing like a Pollock — and this probably took ten times longer to draw than a faux-Pollock would have.

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Syncapocanicity

on Oct 9th 2015

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Kilby:

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“… Don’t know what a slide rule is for…”

on Oct 9th 2015

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I was fine until “you guys.”

On a personal note, I own a large, rather expensive slide rule.My father gave it to me in 1968 and asked me to let him know when I figured it out.

(still working on it)

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Velocity

on Oct 9th 2015

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Weasand

on Oct 8th 2015

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Patrick Lenon wants to know… how many people knew what a weasand was before looking it up?

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Comics That Made English Majors Laugh Out Loud

on Oct 8th 2015

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