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TGIF

on Jun 12th 2015

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So…

on Jun 11th 2015

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Mike Peters is saying flight attendants are waitresses?

And they apparently lose 50 IQ points when they begin serving beverages?

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Been there. But what’s the joke?

on Jun 11th 2015

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When Tuna Goes Bad

on Jun 10th 2015

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Bill awakes to discover Dave has pushed through the new definition of ”gerrymandering”

on Jun 9th 2015

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Apparently. And??

on Jun 9th 2015

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Birth of a Nation. Just Saying

on Jun 8th 2015

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Keys

on Jun 8th 2015

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Blackberry

on Jun 8th 2015

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Not sure why I found this funny, but I did. And that’s enough.

on Jun 7th 2015

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, June 7, 2015

on Jun 7th 2015

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Feral? (CID-ewww)

on Jun 6th 2015

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Because substitute teachers are stoopid?

on Jun 5th 2015

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I strongly suspect that Allison Barrows had very bad teachers and a pretty awful mother.

(and for those of you who interpret that as sort of personal, I was a substitute teacher)

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Um…not how moderation works…

on Jun 5th 2015

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Just checked my moderation folder: there was a comment that had been held for language. The comment also disagreed with something I’d written, but since when has that ever mattered here?

An hour or so later, the same person has written another comment, also held for moderation, but this time because he was cursing me out for having sent his initial comment into moderation because he’d disagreed with me.

Part of the fun in running a web site.

But because I am the fairest person in the universe, I will pass along his initial complaint: that I shouldn’t mock Fox News.

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A Guide to the Tony’s Best Musical Nominees [Mostly OT, but…]

on Jun 5th 2015

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I hadn’t realized that Fun Home was Alison Bechdel’s show, so there is a comic strip connection here after all…

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Even if the underlying premise is in fact correct…

on Jun 5th 2015

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… shouldn’t that be “correlation without causation”?

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This would have been a lot funnier if…

on Jun 5th 2015

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What’s with Arlo’s ghost?

on Jun 5th 2015

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There’s a Robert Moses joke in here somewhere

on Jun 4th 2015

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Bloomberg

on Jun 4th 2015

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Sorry, no.

on Jun 3rd 2015

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They’ve just wandered into Teena Keene’s teacher-level hyperbole: you can’t satirize something that’s never happened on this planet.

For those who don’t follow this strip, she was walking a block over to her friend’s house. The story line began with her not knowing how to get there — which was believable, since some of my son’s friends were in fact that ignorant of the town’s very, very local geography — but this is ridiculous.

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Unless there’s really a “Go To Work Naked Today,” I don’t see what the joke it.

on Jun 3rd 2015

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Left

on Jun 2nd 2015

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I never thought I’d find myself agreeing with an ant…

on Jun 1st 2015

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New E-Mail Address: CiduBill…

on Jun 1st 2015

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CIDUs (or whatever) sent to the new address are more likely to be seen quickly and less likely to fall victim to Gmail’s unpredictable spam filters.

…@gmx.com 

 

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