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Game show??

on May 13th 2015

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Smile

on May 12th 2015

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WTH?

on May 11th 2015

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Year in and year out, most awful mother in comic strips history

on May 10th 2015

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, May 10, 2015

on May 10th 2015

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Getting Warmer

on May 8th 2015

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on May 7th 2015

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Her father disapproved of her bikini because it wasn’t sexy enough???

on May 6th 2015

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I’m pretty much okay through six panels

on May 6th 2015

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Apparently they’re referring to her cheap perfume, but I can’t make the exchange make sense.

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This is probably already tacked to the walls of countless editors…

on May 5th 2015

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For those who asked: “Chat” is French for “cat.”

on May 5th 2015

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A repeat from 2012, I hope…

on May 5th 2015

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And if so, you’d think cartoonists would designate which strips should be run while they’re on vacation.

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[OT] Just wondering…

on May 5th 2015

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Has anybody seen wedding cards for same-sex couples? I mean by major card companies. I know of a greeting-card boutique in San Francisco that carries handmade and small-run cards, and they probably stocked them before same-sex marriage was even legal in California.

My own research — admittedly non-scientific — found that 60% of wedding cards are man-woman specific by text, graphic or both, while 40% were non-gender specific and therefore could be used for any wedding.

Which of course leaves 0% designed for same-sex weddings.

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Wrong… and not based on any semblance of reality

on May 5th 2015

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Lyin’ on the dock of the bay…

on May 4th 2015

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Boise Ed: The dog, Sophie, is a regular. The fish are not. Destiny is apparently the name of a computer game. I would guess that the fish are in their own cartoon living room, in the lake, except for what the first fish says. So I have no idea where the fish are, or what they have to do with Sophie’s lazing

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Flashback: In honor of Carly Fiorina joining the presidential race, this post from March 15, 2010

on May 4th 2015

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I don’t care what anybody says: Carly Fiorina’s new attack ad

doesn’t even approach her first attack ad

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[OT] Not that I’m complaining, but…

on May 4th 2015

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I just bought a 20 pound bag of grass seed through Amazon (cheapest price I could find, including Wal-Mart), for which they’re giving me free two-day shipping. Seriously, how can they possibly be making any profit on this?

The only explanation I can come up with is that Amazon is actually a massive money-laundering operation.

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Seriously, when did RSVPing for a party suddenly become taboo??

on May 4th 2015

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I actually cancelled a party last year because two days before the event, when I went out to start shopping for it, I realized I had no idea whether I was shopping for 8 people or close to 50. The most logical option at that point was sending out a mass “Party cancelled” e-mail.

(my in-laws showed up anyway. Don’t ask)

Is this really as endemic as it seems? I understand a lot of people don’t know what “RSVP” literally means; but even if you don’t understand what it means in principle, what ever happened to the concept of telling people whether you’re showing up?

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Uncle

on May 4th 2015

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She isn’t?

on May 3rd 2015

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Football reference?

on May 3rd 2015

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, May 3, 2015

on May 3rd 2015

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Morris Keesan:

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Saturday Afternoon Oy

on May 2nd 2015

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And the joke is…?

on May 1st 2015

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