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Saturday Evening Oy

on Apr 18th 2015

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Kill Peter

on Apr 18th 2015

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This question is directed at parents…

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Would any of you get this bent out of shape over your 17-year-old seeing an R-rated movie? Of course, comic strip parents do seem to over-react to everything.

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The Quiz

on Apr 17th 2015

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Further trashing the popular misconception that people can’t read in dreams…

Last night I was taking an entrance exam for… something…  with a truly wide range of questions. I remember there was a series of math questions, each of which had to be answered using numbers from 1 through 12, but no number could be used twice. The third question asked me to list a valid combination of sin, cosine and tangent, and I’d already used 1 and 6. I only had to write down the tangent. I believe this is unanswerable (though I did hazard a guess)

I also had to translate a long German sentence. Which was a bit of a problem since I don’t speak German.

I remember two other questions, and I’m curious how y’all would answer them:

Name something that might be true of a very famous person’s funeral but not a regular person’s.

Name something that Batman would worry about that nobody else would.

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It’s like what only what???

on Apr 17th 2015

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Everybody have you heard?

on Apr 16th 2015

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Right, “death and taxes”…

on Apr 15th 2015

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but what’s going on here and what’s the joke?

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Shocked, I say

on Apr 15th 2015

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Charity

on Apr 14th 2015

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I don’t even get it, let alone get-get it

on Apr 13th 2015

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, April 12, 2015

on Apr 12th 2015

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on Apr 11th 2015

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Yes, I know this (and will accept the premise that Caufield does):

But what’s the joke?

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The Way The Ball Bounces

on Apr 10th 2015

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Pardon My Accessorizing

on Apr 9th 2015

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What on Earth?!

on Apr 8th 2015

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Showtime!

on Apr 7th 2015

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Cheese Rings

on Apr 6th 2015

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Comics That Made the Easter Bunny Laugh Out Loud

on Apr 5th 2015

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Walkathon 2015

on Apr 3rd 2015

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marchofdimes.PNGAnd here we are at Year 23 (can that possibly be right??)

Even more impressive is that for eleven of the years my son and I have been walking for the March of Dimes, CIDU has been behind us, each year donating more than the year before for this important cause. Will we beat the previous year’s total for the tenth time? We have to top $833.50 to do that.

(and as always the secondary goal, also achieved each year so far: raising more than my wife does at her office)

Whether or not we achieve either of these goals, though, I am grateful for your support.

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Bracket

on Apr 3rd 2015

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Exactly

on Apr 2nd 2015

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Human

on Apr 1st 2015

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I see what’s happening, but…?

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