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But it’s not as if eating corn flakes makes you corny, so…

on Dec 23rd 2014

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Selfie

on Dec 23rd 2014

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Mr. Coverly apparently isn’t clear on the concept: photos with Santa are big moneymakers for malls, so they’d never encourage selfies.

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on Dec 22nd 2014

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I Cast a Spell on You

on Dec 22nd 2014

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Kryptonite

on Dec 22nd 2014

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Yes, I can see where a kryptonite mode would be a bad thing, but…

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Star

on Dec 22nd 2014

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Arlo Purge

on Dec 22nd 2014

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I don’t get it

on Dec 22nd 2014

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Balloons

on Dec 22nd 2014

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Less a joke than a ”hi five, dude’

on Dec 22nd 2014

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Of course, I’m the genius who came home with a bunch of gift cards, made sure to put them all in a safe place, and… well, you know how this ends…

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Omelette

on Dec 22nd 2014

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“Really?? I was POSITIVE I was the only cartoonist clever enough to think of the Santa/NSA gag!”

on Dec 22nd 2014

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I’m sorry, I hate to sound critical, but you’d think this gag were mandatory this year…

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Police

on Dec 22nd 2014

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Cuts, Butts and Purges

on Dec 22nd 2014

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As some of you have suggested, I’m devoting this week to running the CIDUs that, because of my computer meltdown, I have no idea whether or not I’ve already run (and of course WordPress picks today to run at a snail’s pace)

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Comics That Made Santa Laugh Out Loud

on Dec 21st 2014

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Friday Afternoon Trivia

on Dec 19th 2014

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Who first said that Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, and she did it backwards and in high heels?

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Dumb

on Dec 19th 2014

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Fat

on Dec 18th 2014

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CIDUCIDU

on Dec 17th 2014

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A two-fer today: the first two panels, and then the final eight.

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Weird??

on Dec 16th 2014

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Presumably. So??

on Dec 16th 2014

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Up until a few minutes ago, I was blissfully unaware that this was even a “thing”

on Dec 15th 2014

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1983 called, and said “Marlon Brando would have worked better anyway”

on Dec 15th 2014

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Though I was also considering “We will run no gag after its time”

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La Cage

on Dec 15th 2014

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Mile High

on Dec 15th 2014

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Andréa sent me this as an Arlo Award nominee. I agree, but I have no idea what he actually meant or why he said it.

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