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Comics I Don’t Understand » Monday Mishegoss

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Monday Mishegoss

on Aug 11th 2014

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And one that carries an Arlo warning:

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Filed in

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19 Responses to “Monday Mishegoss”

  1. Mona Aug 11th 2014 at 01:24 am 1

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    No matter how slow he is at drawing his gun, can’t the tortoise like, pull into his shell for protection? I suppose that would be dishonorable.

  2. James Pollock Aug 11th 2014 at 02:05 am 2

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    Turtle shells aren’t bulletproof.

  3. Mona Aug 11th 2014 at 02:10 am 3

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    JP - I’ve seen the cartoons. Usually the bullet goes inside the shell and bounces around a lot, but the tortoise is usually unharmed.
    (Nevermind the fact that he’s wearing some kind of weird shoulder-holster, making it impossible for him to draw his gun anyway.)

  4. DemetriosX Aug 11th 2014 at 06:43 am 4

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    The tortoise has nothing to worry about. To get to him, the hare’s bullet first has to travel half the distance. Then it has to travel half the remaining distance. Then half the distance that still remains, and so on ad infinitum.

  5. BoT Aug 11th 2014 at 09:12 am 5

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    @DemetriosX - LOL

  6. John Small Berries Aug 11th 2014 at 09:25 am 6

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    By the way, the RSS feed showed only the C&H comic, followed by the line about an Arlo warning.

  7. Mona Aug 11th 2014 at 12:09 pm 7

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    DemetriousX - That is a great comment for the cartoon! I LOL Love it!

  8. Fred C Aug 11th 2014 at 03:34 pm 8

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    DemetriosX @4 wins this comment thread, although we’ll never reach its end.

  9. jp Aug 11th 2014 at 08:02 pm 9

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    “Filed in Bull Bickel”?
    -jp

  10. Elyrest Aug 11th 2014 at 08:23 pm 10

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    “Bull Bickel”

    Thanks jp! I never noticed this earlier. Bull must be Bill’s rough and tough alter ego.

  11. James Pollock Aug 11th 2014 at 10:39 pm 11

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    It’s only a matter of time until we start hearing about idiot Bull Bickel.

  12. Mona Aug 11th 2014 at 11:02 pm 12

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    I’m really enjoying the comments here!

  13. Chak Aug 11th 2014 at 11:44 pm 13

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    I love the ‘mishegoss’ - you hit it right on the head there.

  14. jjmcgaffey Aug 12th 2014 at 02:44 am 14

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    Arlo? It’s got a curse word, but that’s very not Arlo - it’s a webcomic (I believe), so it didn’t slip anything past the censors, and it’s not slipping anything anyway, it’s right out there. NSFW, if your work is very uptight, maybe.

  15. Cidu Bill Aug 12th 2014 at 03:52 am 15

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    That’s why no Arlo Award, jjmcgaffey: just a warning.

    And John, I cannot stress how little control I have over the RSS feed.

  16. Dyfsunctional Aug 12th 2014 at 01:10 pm 16

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    The tortoise one would be funnier if I weren’t distracted by the awkward “mental note” and “note to self” conflation.

  17. Bob in Nashville Aug 16th 2014 at 06:37 pm 17

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    Fortunately for the turtle, it’s a known fact of the Old West that gunslingers who actually took time to aim tended to outlive those who were quick on the draw.

  18. Keera Aug 17th 2014 at 06:38 am 18

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    I’m looking forward to seeing what else ends up tagged Bull Bickel. Will it become a secret club? Will members have a coded message to recognize each other by? Will we tell newbies about it?

  19. feuerstein Sep 18th 2014 at 08:19 am 19

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    Mona’s right, comic turtle shells are bulletproof. If I recall correctly, if the turtle pulls itself inside and closes the doors, the shell is absolutely impenetrable. I also happen to know that they are both air and water tight. A turtle can even explore outer space if it has purchased and installed the correct accessories.

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