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Boobs I Don’t Understand

on Jul 8th 2014

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Okay, now that the kids have gone to bed…

Singer/actress Kristen Chenoweth likes to tell the story of doing A Chorus Line in her Bible Belt Oklahoma home town, where the musical references to “tits and ass” were troublesome. The solution: change the phrase to “boobs and butt.”

She’s serious about this, and in fact when telling the story, won’t even speak the word “tits.”

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Okay, “butt” for “ass” I can understand. But seriously, is “boobs” such a vast improvement over “tits” that she doesn’t see anything strange about this?

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Yam

on Jul 8th 2014

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So this man’s walking down the street…

on Jul 8th 2014

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… and he comes across a shop the a big clock hanging outside. His watch happens to be broken, so he goes inside to get it fixed.

“Sorry,” the man inside says, I don’t repair watches; I’m a mohel.”

“A mohel? Then why do you have a big clock hanging outside.”

“What should I have?”

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Offensive, But Funny (you have been warned)

on Jul 8th 2014

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Is “Baby Boob Generation” something anybody’s ever actually said?

on Jul 8th 2014

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Let alone medically accurate?

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This might have made more sense if Gracie’s mama wasn’t, you know, DEAD…

on Jul 8th 2014

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Doctor Who Meets Rocky Horror

on Jul 8th 2014

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Bathing Suit I Don’t Understand

on Jul 8th 2014

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A woman’s bathing suit cut high on the sides, on the legs, I can understand. And appreciate. Likewise, a bathing suit cut low in front. Even a bathing suit cut low in back makes some sort of sense. But what can “cut high in back” possibly mean?

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Aquaman

on Jul 8th 2014

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Robocall

on Jul 8th 2014

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Forest

on Jul 8th 2014

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Why indeed?

on Jul 8th 2014

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Bonus LOLs

on Jul 8th 2014

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I don’t get it.

on Jul 8th 2014

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Button

on Jul 8th 2014

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“On second thought, Mutt..”

on Jul 8th 2014

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“… the camel’s a male.”

“How do you know, Jeff?”

“Because every time I ride through town, people say…”

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What the Trek…?

on Jul 8th 2014

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Mixed Grill

on Jul 8th 2014

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”Hawk-a-a-a!”

on Jul 8th 2014

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Eligibility

on Jul 8th 2014

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And rightfully so…

on Jul 8th 2014

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My signature used to get rejected by those machines all the time, until a cashier told me the secret: they’ll usually reject any signature that doesn’t contain at least three loops (any sort of closed circle or oval) — which my signature doesn’t have.Since then I just sign with three loops, no pretense of an actual signature, and I’ve never had a problem with either a machine or a cashier.

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Seriously, when they rerun comic strips, they should definitely go through them and mark some “Do Not Use”

on Jul 8th 2014

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Rack

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Hurdles

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Piano

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