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Prime

on Apr 10th 2014

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Because it’s crazy??

on Apr 9th 2014

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Is this all some late, misguided April Fool’s gag?

on Apr 8th 2014

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And this is far from the first time I learned about an actual news story from a comic strip.

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CIDU Bill understands that they’re speaking in the third person, but doesn’t know what the joke’s supposed to be

on Apr 8th 2014

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Let’s Play Two

on Apr 7th 2014

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Okay, it’s clear what’s going on here (I think); but how does this relate in any way to reality and what’s the joke supposed to be?

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A Shot of Geezerhood?

on Apr 6th 2014

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A week ago I wouldn’t have thought so; but then I spoke to somebody who insisted that “smarter than the average bear” came from the Chicago Bears.

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Sunday Funnies: LOL, April 6, 2014

on Apr 6th 2014

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Superman and Gravity

on Apr 6th 2014

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I think she’s, like, confused

on Apr 5th 2014

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The way I follow it, Panel Three contradicts Panel Two.

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The Arlo With Two Backs

on Apr 5th 2014

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Back-to-back Arlo Awards for Luann. Three in a row, and the strip is legally required to change its name to 9 Chickweed Lane.

The first one also earns the Ick tag, because he’s telling this to his future daughter-in-law.

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Q?

on Apr 4th 2014

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Autoconfusion

on Apr 3rd 2014

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Saturday Morning Ewww - April 12, 2013

on Apr 2nd 2014

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Sippy

on Apr 2nd 2014

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(A sippy cup, for the non-parents among you, is a spill-proof cup for toddlers)

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Nashville

on Apr 1st 2014

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Gonna be there. Gonna have a free day. How do I spend it?

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Compromise

on Apr 1st 2014

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