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What’s His Point?

on Feb 7th 2014

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Accordian??

on Feb 7th 2014

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My Laptop is Fried

on Feb 6th 2014

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Sort of literally, since it’s the cooling system. Not to worry from a CIDU perspective, though, since I have several weeks of CIDUs queued up.

What this does mean is that I can’t add anything new for a while, so anything you send me will sit in my mailbox for the foreseeable future. Some of you might ask “How would we even notice a difference?”, which would not be unfair.

I think I have some comics already queued up for Sunday’s LOL page, but I have no way of confirming that right now.

And of course… after months of being down, the CJA site is finally coming back next week: assuming somebody’s online to write for it.

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90 Degree

on Feb 6th 2014

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Because balloons can’t make 90-degree turns?

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Dark Corner

on Feb 6th 2014

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DNA

on Feb 5th 2014

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I suppose this is just a matter of knowing who this guy’s supposed to be…

on Feb 4th 2014

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Kale

on Feb 4th 2014

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He missed an opportunity their

on Feb 3rd 2014

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With hundreds, maybe thousands of potential examples of inconsistencies in the English language, he settled on two totally different words that just happen to sound alike? This isn’t a language being illogical, it’s the alien being stupid. Or possibly learning English from Facebook.

We won’t even discuss how the ant knew he was saying “you’re” rather than “your”: it’s Noone all over again.

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Let’s stipulate that the guy on the couch is Bill Clinton…

on Feb 3rd 2014

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I don’t know what he means. Neither does Chak.

on Feb 3rd 2014

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Chak: Is that a kidney or a jelly bean? And either way, what’s the joke?

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Sunday Afternoon LOL and Maybe Ewww and/or Arlo

on Feb 2nd 2014

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Nicole:

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If the Groundhog Laughs Out Loud At These, Does That Mean I’ll Catch Up On My E-Mail In 6 Weeks?

on Feb 2nd 2014

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The NFL officially acknowledges that scheduling the Super Bowl in North Jersey in February might not be their most cunning plan

on Feb 1st 2014

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”That’s because you’re wearing a short-sleeve t-shirt”

on Feb 1st 2014

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Saturday Afternoon LOL-Ewww

on Feb 1st 2014

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Morris Keesan:

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Saturday Morning Ewww - February 1, 2014

on Feb 1st 2014

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Nicole: Happy birthday to ewwwwwwww…

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Andréa:

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