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Hopefully the cartoonist doesn’t believe this is actually a joke

on Jan 13th 2014

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Asylum

on Jan 13th 2014

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Hovertext, Metatext, Extra Panels and other abominations

on Jan 10th 2014

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Seriously, I’ve had it with this trend. I think it’s rarely if ever creatively useful — more often counter-productive — and CIDUs that might or might not make more sense with the inclusion of this extrania are an absolute pain in the ass. Yesterday it took me forever to find and copy the metatext for the dinosaur comic.

So I’m declaring a 6-month moratorium on CIDUs that can’t be published on their own. I’m not saying there won’t ever be an exception, and I probably have a few of these already queued up, but basically you won’t be seeing those here.

This does not apply to LOLs or any of the other special categories — but “CIDU” is about whether a comic is comprehensible on its own, not whether it is or isn’t with the addition of some hidden information.

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Steamboat Silly

on Jan 10th 2014

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Morris Keesan: hovertext: “What sins could possibly darken the heart of a STEAMBOAT? I asked The Shadow, but he says he only covers men.” I get the Shadow reference (”Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow does.”), but nothing else here. Who the hell is Miss Susie, and what happened to her steamboat?

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Spots

on Jan 10th 2014

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I’m assuming the one spot is her brain; what are the two spots, then?

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All Your Words Are Belong To Us

on Jan 9th 2014

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Russell Pirkle writes “It makes sense until the last panel.”

Russell Pirkle is five panels ahead of me, I have to admit.

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The hidden text, because apparently every comic strip writer feels he has to use hidden text to either try to explain the joke (that’s what the comic is supposed to be for), or to run the joke into the ground, is all our best words are real short and it was quite hard to write this strip and not use one “i”, “you”, “then”, “be”, “in”, “and”, “or”, “but”, or “frig”!

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CJA: It’s all just political fun and games until somebody dies.

on Jan 9th 2014

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  • It’s beginning to look more and more likely that New Jersey’s governor Christie engineered a massive days-long traffic jam in Fort Lee, in retaliation for that city’s mayor not supporting his re-election bid. The traffic was responsible for a woman’s death. If this turns out to be true, should Christie face manslaughter charges?

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Equator

on Jan 9th 2014

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Charles Addams 1936, if that helps.

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I don’t get it, Jack

on Jan 8th 2014

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Robot

on Jan 7th 2014

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No Freakin’ Idea…

on Jan 6th 2014

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Nervous Little Dog

on Jan 3rd 2014

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Olives

on Jan 2nd 2014

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Family Business

on Jan 1st 2014

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