WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.*, tr.object_id FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category', 'post_tag') AND tr.object_id IN (11520, 11069, 11518, 11035, 11454, 11514, 10914, 10302, 11512, 11311, 11496, 11510, 9900, 11498, 11494, 11059, 11464, 11439, 11449, 11447, 11448, 11437, 11443, 10916, 10904) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Comics I Don’t Understand » 2013 » April

Archive for April, 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Our house was a very very very fine house

on Apr 22nd 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

house.jpg

Is there something specific being referenced here, or just a generic “Everything put together sooner or later falls apart”?

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11520) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 15 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Dump

on Apr 22nd 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidu-darkside-dump.gif
Everything fell out because the road was bumpy??

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11069) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 22 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

The Crocking Dead

on Apr 22nd 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

crock.gif

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11518) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 10 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Sunday Funnies: LOL, April 21, 2013

on Apr 21st 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

lol-pop-snowwhite.gif

Continue Reading »

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11035) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 38 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Saturday Morning Ewww - April 20, 2013

on Apr 20th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Philip:

2013-04-10-1771.png

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11454) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 14 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Comic That Made Morris Laugh Out Loud on Tax Day…

on Apr 19th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

… but which never got posted because I got distracted.

bd34e8.jpg

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11514) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 12 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Breaking Bad

on Apr 19th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidu-breakingbad.gif

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (10914) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 20 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Cone of Confusion

on Apr 18th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

eva-icecream.gif
Yes, Eva is often unkind to lovesick Lio — but what’s the joke here?

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (10302) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 15 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Squirrels

on Apr 17th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

2007-05-04-squirrel-proof.gif

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11512) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 23 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Evil

on Apr 16th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidu-idevil.jpg

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11311) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 11 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Cheesesteak

on Apr 16th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidu-tina-cheesesteak.gif

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11496) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 19 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

All you Bostonians okay?

on Apr 15th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

My son texted me as soon as he could get enough bars.

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11510) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 14 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

OT: Man Fakes Own Death Before Proposing to Girlfriend

on Apr 15th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

At first I was was thinking “This marriage is doomed from the start.” Then I realized that they’re both freakin’ nuts, so maybe it’s work out after all.

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (9900) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 11 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Tax

on Apr 15th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidubaldo-tax.gif

I’m lost here: which of them thinks paying taxes has anything to do with making a discretionary purchase?

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11498) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 34 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Issues

on Apr 15th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidu-issues-brew-deering.gif

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11494) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 13 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Sunday Funnies: LOL, April 14, 2013

on Apr 14th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

lol-runner-up.jpg
Continue Reading »

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11059) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 23 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Saturday Afternoon LOL/Arlo/Ewww

on Apr 13th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

According to Andréa, anyway…

104246_thumb.gif

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11464) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 23 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Saturday Morning Ewww - April 13, 2013

on Apr 13th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

ewww-rubes-revenge.jpg

Continue Reading »

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11439) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 18 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Crimeweek Note

on Apr 12th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

A blanket apology to some of you who recently commented on Crimeweek: like the CIDU site, comments by people who hadn’t posted there before get held for moderation (I knew that, of course) — but unlike on CIDU, I wasn’t being notified when a comment was sitting in limbo (I hadn’t known that).

Comments approved, problem corrected.

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11449) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | Comments Off

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

On the Side

on Apr 12th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

realitycheck-ontheside.gif

I’d have thought this was just a joke… except for the time when my older son was a toddler and sometimes had issues with tomato sauce, and I asked the waiter for “spaghetti with sauce on the side” and we got a plate of spaghetti on which the right half was covered with sauce.

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11447) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 29 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

CJA: The jury rules in the case of the actress suing IMDb for listing her correct age

on Apr 12th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11448) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | Comments Off

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Because a meteor might fall on his head??

on Apr 12th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidu-rubes-dino.jpg

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11437) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 12 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Subways

on Apr 12th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

subways.png

And the metatext is “About one in three North American subway stops are in NYC.”

So?

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (11443) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 58 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

Mail Slot

on Apr 11th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidu-mailslots.jpg

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (10916) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 17 responses so far

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

The Coffee Experience

on Apr 10th 2013

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_users' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '1' LIMIT 1

cidu-moderstaly.gif

Filed in

WordPress database error: [Table 'com0800608122374.wp_terms' doesn't exist]
SELECT t.*, tt.* FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category') AND tr.object_id IN (10904) ORDER BY t.name ASC

Uncategorized | 17 responses so far