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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Turnstile?

on Feb 15th 2013

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Lola submitted the comic and the subject line.

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My own best guess is that this is supposed to be analogous to freed slaves.

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He doesn’t want to fall in love because that might lead to marriage and that would lead to another divorce??

on Feb 14th 2013

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Valentine’s Day Comic That I Found Oddly Sweet

on Feb 14th 2013

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And that made Elyrest LOL:

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Fenway Park Update

on Feb 14th 2013

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Thanks to everybody who sent me advice about Fenway Park. I did end up getting the tickets (after spending half an hour on an online queue): right field, upper deck. Not my first choice, but the choice was pretty much Hobson’s.

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LOVEOL

on Feb 14th 2013

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You Be the Judge: The Glass Eye [CJA]

on Feb 14th 2013

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  • The (alleged) victim’s prosthetic eye pops out while he’s testifying against the man who (allegedly) half-blinded him. Do you declare a mistrial?

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Because U always comes after Q?

on Feb 14th 2013

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(and oh my god, does that have Arlo potential!)

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Camping

on Feb 14th 2013

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Watch that hand [Arlo Award]

on Feb 13th 2013

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I swear, they let Scott Adams and Brooke McEldowney get away with any damn thing they want.

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Sally’s just lucky she doesn’t live in Westview, that’s all I have to say.

on Feb 13th 2013

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CJA: How many gun-related deaths has the United States seen in the eight weeks following the Newtown shootings?

on Feb 13th 2013

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CJA: Veganism, vaccines, religion, and lawsuits; deadbeats at auctions; how not to smuggle a cell phone into prison; free divorce as a Valentine’s Day gift

on Feb 13th 2013

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I Honestly Don’t Get It

on Feb 13th 2013

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CJA Editorial: Why Bill Maher is Taking Donald Trump’s Lawsuit a Lot More Seriously Than He Pretends

on Feb 12th 2013

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Love and Death

on Feb 12th 2013

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Was the arrow there all along but we just couldn’t see it?

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I’m Perfectly Confused

on Feb 12th 2013

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What makes this a ”perfect mating song”??

on Feb 11th 2013

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Is there a joke here other than “she’s stupid”?

on Feb 11th 2013

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CJA: Dumbing down privacy policies, letting Muslim students pray, legalizing cohabitation, and banning Styrofoam

on Feb 11th 2013

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He doesn’t like big butts and I don’t know why

on Feb 11th 2013

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I see what’s going on here, but… huh??

Maybe something to do with courts??

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Sunday Funnies - LOL February 10, 2013

on Feb 10th 2013

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This is how I just found out The Walking Dead starts up again tomorrow.

on Feb 9th 2013

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Saturday Morning Ewww - February 9

on Feb 9th 2013

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(Well, at least the jar’s empty)

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Out There #2000

on Feb 8th 2013

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Congratulations to R.C. Monroe on his 2000th Out There strip.

I reviewed Out There six or seven years ago, shortly after it began (I think I may have been the first to do so), and said it was thoroughly entertaining. And that while I wasn’t sure how long he could keep the concept going, I was going to enjoy it while it lasted.

Okay, I was wrong about the “keeping it going” part, and it’s mostly because of the characters: they’re both well-defined and capable of surprising us.

And that leads into another thing I was wrong about: a few years ago, two of the characters seemed to be hooking up in what seemed to me a “jump the shark” moment waiting to happen. This disturbed me to the point where I wrote my first-ever e-mail to a cartoonist, and (quite presumptively, I know) asked him whether he was really going to go there. He wrote back “Trust me, Bill.”

In hindsight, this relationship made perfect sense, and turned out to be one of the best storylines in the strip.

Out There is the first strip I read each day.

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I do not think that word means what Stahler thinks it means

on Feb 8th 2013

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