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Twinkie

on Feb 26th 2013

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(This comic pre-dates the Twinkie Crisis of 2012)

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12 Responses to “Twinkie”

  1. Inkwell Feb 25th 2013 at 11:15 pm 1

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    A quick Google search tells me that it’s commonly misattributed to either Oliver Wendell Holmes, Junior. I think it was said by his father.

    …Well, that didn’t help me get the joke. What do they, or this quote, have to do with Twinkies?

  2. Inkwell Feb 25th 2013 at 11:17 pm 2

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    (…That “either” was left over from a longer draft. I can’t type tonight.)

  3. John Small Berries Feb 25th 2013 at 11:19 pm 3

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    It would be funny comprehensible if Twinkies were actually stretchy.

  4. RyanE Feb 25th 2013 at 11:58 pm 4

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    Maybe it’s related to the stomache which a Twinkie would stretch, and would never go back to it’s former size.

    At least in my case.

    :)

  5. James Pollock Feb 26th 2013 at 12:48 am 5

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    You put Twinkies in your body, and it’ll never go back to its original size.

    Nope, still not very funny.

  6. Kilby Feb 26th 2013 at 01:39 am 6

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    He should have said “Gumby” instead of “Twinkie”.

  7. Arthur Feb 26th 2013 at 02:02 am 7

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    Kiby for the win!

  8. billybob Feb 26th 2013 at 03:14 am 8

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    idea:mind::Twinkie:body

  9. Mark M Feb 26th 2013 at 08:14 am 9

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    I thought it was about the inventor of the Twinkie trying to promote it. The idea is something along the lines of “once you have tasted a Twinkie, you won’t be able to get your mind off of it”. But I can see the stomach stretching analogy too.

  10. AMC Feb 26th 2013 at 09:23 am 10

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    For BC, the Twinkie was the most radical new idea they could come up with.

    Anything involving non-fundamentalism - like science - would be blasphemy rather than a “new idea”.

  11. Soup Dragon Feb 26th 2013 at 10:22 am 11

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    “Twinkie Crisis of 2012″, snark…

  12. Morris Keesan Feb 27th 2013 at 07:45 am 12

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    I don’t suppose this has anything to do with the infamous “Twinkie defense“?

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