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Comics I Don’t Understand » Saturday Morning Ewww - February 9

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Saturday Morning Ewww - February 9

on Feb 9th 2013

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(Well, at least the jar’s empty)

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8 Responses to “Saturday Morning Ewww - February 9”

  1. Jeff S. Feb 9th 2013 at 01:37 am 1

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    I know he is supposed to be a vagrant, but I think he looks more like a zombie, and for the life of me, I couldn’t figure out why that was supposed to be funny.

  2. Boise Ed Feb 9th 2013 at 03:34 pm 2

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    “Well, at least the jar’s empty)” — Yeah, now. Ewww.

  3. Nicole Feb 9th 2013 at 06:07 pm 3

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    At least he isn’t filling it

  4. Jeff Lichtman Feb 9th 2013 at 08:28 pm 4

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    Get him for littering.

  5. Proginoskes Feb 10th 2013 at 03:50 am 5

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    Wouldn’t they have to do a chemical analysis to determine that the liquid is really urine, before they charge you? I mean, what if you’re pouring a bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground, and from a certain angle it looks like … well … draining the lizard?

    (Maybe that’s just when the case goes to court. Cops are known for grunting, “Tell it to the judge.”)

  6. chuckers Feb 10th 2013 at 07:22 am 6

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    “Processed” Mountain Dew has a different odour to “unprocessed” Mountain Dew.

    Or so I believe. Mountain Dew looks processed regardless (and does contain amino acids found in horse urine) that I don’t drink it to confirm my supposition.

  7. Proginoskes Feb 11th 2013 at 03:46 am 7

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    @ Chuckers: Wouldn’t you like to get the cop to explain how he can differentiate the odors?

  8. Dan W Feb 11th 2013 at 08:31 am 8

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    He could always taste it, as in Dumb and Dumber.

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