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Comics That Made Us Laugh Out Loud (And We’re Not Proud Of It)

on Jan 25th 2013

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CJA: Legislator Wants Rape Victims to be Required to Carry Babies to Term, So the Fetus Can Be Used As Evidence

on Jan 25th 2013

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A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thingronicity

on Jan 25th 2013

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Yeah, kinda weak, I know…

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CJA: Vengeance is Mine, Saith the Lord!

on Jan 25th 2013

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Boyfriend

on Jan 25th 2013

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Busy

on Jan 25th 2013

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This was in the papers October 6: too soon to have anything to do with Halloween, I’d think.

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Say, It’s Only a Paper Gun… [CJA]

on Jan 24th 2013

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Anybody trying to find me on LinkedIn…

on Jan 24th 2013

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The address a lot of you are trying isn’t the one I’m registered under (it’s the one Idiot Bill Bickel is apparently registered under, though I’m getting his notifications). If you want the address I use for LinkedIn, just let me know below (or e-mail me at the CIDU address) and I’ll be happy to send it to you.

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Okay, I get all the individual elements of this comic, but I have no idea how they’re supposed to coalesce into single coherent gag

on Jan 24th 2013

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Holy Toothache!

on Jan 24th 2013

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Oh no, what’s Idiot Bill Bickel done now?

on Jan 23rd 2013

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Joined LinkedIn, using my e-mail address. Got a message today from a “fellow real estate agent” who wants to connect with “me.”

Okay, gonna change his password now….

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And then one morning Scott Hilburn woke up and said ”Today is the day I force Bill to use the Geezer tag”

on Jan 23rd 2013

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Another Setback for the Superior Legal Mind

on Jan 23rd 2013

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  • Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen somebody taking such a meritless lawsuit quite this far; but this guy is such an unpleasant character, we can’t help but be amused by each subsequent slap-down.

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CJA: The Library and the Painting

on Jan 23rd 2013

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  • A New Jersey library has to decide what to do about a very controversial painting (I personally don’t see why there even is a controversy about this, hence the article)

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What the Ella??

on Jan 23rd 2013

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How far ahead do these guys work??

on Jan 22nd 2013

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What did he call it?

on Jan 22nd 2013

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मॅँ यह नहीं सम३ा च्यूइनग गम

on Jan 21st 2013

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Yeah, I get it, a lot of companies (not just AT&T) have call centers in India. What’s the joke here?

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Actually…

on Jan 21st 2013

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Is there any major Hispanic cooking show anywhere other than Spanish-language cable channels? Because this would probably be a pretty good idea.

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Is the joke that she’s the worst genealogist in the world AND she’s an idiot?

on Jan 21st 2013

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Mileage

on Jan 21st 2013

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Oh yeah, as if ANY store waited until the third week in January to strat marketing for Valentine’s Day!

on Jan 20th 2013

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I saw several of them begin before Christmas

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Okay, so the obvious question is…

on Jan 20th 2013

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What was her underwear doing on the towel rack?

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Arlo @ Home

on Jan 20th 2013

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Adam @ Home slips another one by the censors

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Gratuitously Geeky Comic Of The Week

on Jan 20th 2013

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The gag would have worked just as well with the better-known Human Torch, right? Not that I’m criticizing, but just saying…

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