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P90X

on Dec 20th 2012

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Okay, this isn’t ENTIRELY relevant to Friday’s end-of-the-world prophesy; but what the hell…

on Dec 20th 2012

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CJA: What Ever Became of Sexy Yearbook Model Sydney Spies

on Dec 20th 2012

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Some ”Ho-Ho” Reference??

on Dec 20th 2012

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CJA: Texas Legislator Calls for Armed ”School Marshals”

on Dec 19th 2012

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Fake

on Dec 19th 2012

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What is it he’s saying he now kinda likes?

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Net

on Dec 18th 2012

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Might help if I could read the label on the bottle, but I assume it’s the stuff they use to preserve butterflies. Still can’t figure out why Lio would want to capture Santa like a butterfly, though: the strip is often quite weird, but it does maintain an internal logic.

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CJA’s Weird World of Crime: Bilingual dogs, worst peeping tom ever, fathers and daughters, YouTube and bank robberies, and more

on Dec 17th 2012

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Secret Santa (formerly Reindeer Games)

on Dec 17th 2012

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If you’ve ever worked in an office, or lived in a college dorm, you’ve probably encountered the Secret Santa phenomenon: you’re given the name of a random person, and told to buy a present for him or her.

And that’s what several dozen CIDU members inadvertently signed up for: they were each assigned a comic strip character (from one of their favorite strips), and told to choose the perfect holiday gift (with a $25 spending limit).

In no special order, this is what you came up with:

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Monday Morning LOLs - December 17, 2012

on Dec 17th 2012

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Down

on Dec 16th 2012

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The look on the duck’s face suggests this strip’s wandering into either Arlo or Ewww territory (or possibly Creepiosity)

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See Dick’s Blackboard

on Dec 16th 2012

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The main gag’s obvious enough; but what is that written on the blackboard?

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And Carl Hiaasen’s next book will probably be set in Florida, and Nadine Gordimer’s next book will probably be set in South Africa, and Harlan Coben’s next book will probably be set in New Jersey…

on Dec 15th 2012

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So?

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CJA: Let’s NOT turn the Connecticut shooter into a celebrity

on Dec 14th 2012

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Reminder to everybody who joined the Reindeer Games (though of course you know what it’s really called)

on Dec 14th 2012

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Tonight’s the deadline if you haven’t gotten back to me yet (full 21-letter name of this site at gmail.com)

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Some Adam and Steve reference? Definitely Arlo material, though…

on Dec 14th 2012

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CJA: Was Drew Peterson Cheated Out of a Fair Trial Because He and His Attorney Alienated the Jurors By Acting Like Complete Jerks in the Years Leading Up To His Trial?

on Dec 14th 2012

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Friday Morning Ewww - December 14

on Dec 14th 2012

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These both fall into the “don’t want to think about it” category

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So… did any Texas newspapers drop Doonesbury this week?

on Dec 13th 2012

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Or at the very least black out today’s strip?

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I’m envisioning Hilburn tearing his hair out and screaming ”I TOLD THE !@#$ COLORISTS TO LEAVE HER PANTS WHITE!!!”

on Dec 13th 2012

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1971 Called…

on Dec 13th 2012

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Do we have to file a Geezer Alert on this one as well, or will most of the non-AARP readership get it?

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White Elephants

on Dec 13th 2012

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Because elephants are Republicans and Republicans only care about white people and are therefore inclined to think only about white Christmases but they know they’re supposed to be politically correct so they’re acknowledging other colors of Christmas???

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CJA Update: Actress Suing IMDb For Revealing Her Age Asks For Summary Judgment

on Dec 13th 2012

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Fish Dinners

on Dec 13th 2012

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Horses? Cows? Oxen? Mutated Reindeer?

on Dec 12th 2012

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