Ewww Files: Special Christmas Eve Edition

Cidu Bill on Dec 24th 2012

Morris Keesan:

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Filed in Bill Bickel, Book of Biff, Morris Keesan, comic strips, comics, humor | 12 responses so far

12 Responses to “Ewww Files: Special Christmas Eve Edition”

  1. Jon Delfin Dec 24th 2012 at 01:42 pm 1

    I’ll see your Biff and raise you a Minimumble. http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/12/24/264-bubbly/

  2. Morris Keesan Dec 24th 2012 at 03:15 pm 2

    This one was an afterthought tacked on to the one I sent in that I thought was more deserving of the ewww tag:

    http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/12/21/263-brewed/

  3. Keera Dec 24th 2012 at 05:22 pm 3

    OMG, Morris! (Though it is nice to see a new twist on an old gag and an old saying.)

  4. Morris Keesan Dec 24th 2012 at 05:38 pm 4

    You were warned, Keera.

  5. Keera Dec 24th 2012 at 06:03 pm 5

    Warning, shmarning. Those are for other people.

  6. Lola Dec 24th 2012 at 06:49 pm 6

    and here’s another: http://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater
    it’s link tomorrow will be here: www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2012/12/24

  7. Proginoskes Dec 25th 2012 at 01:45 am 7

    “A well-timed sneeze gets you the entire pie” … Especially with eyebrows like THAT!

  8. Kilby Dec 26th 2012 at 05:36 am 8

    One of my father’s (unverifiable) stories from his days in the Navy was that in the cafeteria it was standard practice to spit in one’s own dessert as soon as you got it from the server. Otherwise, the next guy in line was liable to grab it and spit in it himself.

  9. Morris Keesan Dec 26th 2012 at 04:38 pm 9

    Another unverifiable story concerns the guy in a bar who realized that needed to use the facilities, just as he received a full glass of beer. He placed a note on top of the glass, which said, “I spat in this beer.”

    When he got back from the men’s room, someone else had written, at the bottom of the note, “So did I.”

  10. Frank the curmudgeon Dec 27th 2012 at 02:41 am 10

    Back in the day (ca. 1953) standard ploy to hog the refreshments at Cub Scout Den meetings was to lick as many cookies and brownies as one could.

  11. Danny Boy (London Derriere) Dec 27th 2012 at 08:40 am 11

    The Cub Scouts were licking Brownies??

  12. Lola Dec 27th 2012 at 05:59 pm 12

    Ah, Danny Boy, considering on their stance on gayness, it makes perfect sense.

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