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Kiss

on Dec 21st 2012

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13 Responses to “Kiss”

  1. Powers Dec 21st 2012 at 09:23 am 1

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    Garfield unconsciously registers that he’s been kissed and puckers up for another. Odie obliges.

  2. Harold Dec 21st 2012 at 09:28 am 2

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    Disgusting.

  3. Sheep Dec 21st 2012 at 09:44 am 3

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    Wow, that’s from 2008.

  4. Daniel J. Drazen Dec 21st 2012 at 10:40 am 4

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    Betcha Didn’t Know: when you kiss someone under the mistletoe you’re supposed to pluck one berry from the bunch. When all the berries have been plucked, discard. It’s not like a no-limit credit card or something.

  5. User McUser Dec 21st 2012 at 10:49 am 5

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    Boy Odie sure is going to feel stupid when he remembers that it’s *autoerotic* asphyxiation not alloerotic.

  6. Bob in Nashville Dec 21st 2012 at 08:53 pm 6

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    Garfield realized that he’s been awakened with a kiss from Liz, then senses a presence above him. He puckers up and Odie plants one on him and you see him kicking his feet in futility to get free.

  7. Elyrest Dec 22nd 2012 at 12:40 am 7

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    Bob in Nashville - I thought he was kicking his feet in excitement.

  8. Proginoskes Dec 22nd 2012 at 04:56 am 8

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    Jon Arbuckle was too dim to try that …

  9. padraig Dec 22nd 2012 at 11:10 am 9

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    Jim Davis is an outspoken proponent of gay interspecies pet marriage. You hang in there, Jim! Your day is coming!

  10. Morris Keesan Dec 22nd 2012 at 02:46 pm 10

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    This raises the question of whether Garfield is sleeping under the mistletoe on purpose, or whether he just fell asleep wherever he happened to be.

  11. Inkwell Dec 22nd 2012 at 02:55 pm 11

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    Is anyone else REALLY disturbed by the fact that Garfield responds so positively to a kiss from Liz? Look at that smile… Ew.

    Although, this Liz/Garfield affair would be an epic resolution if Jim ever decides to bring back the “Jon fails with women” gag.

  12. Cidu Bill Dec 22nd 2012 at 03:29 pm 12

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    Except that Liz is Garfield’s doctor, so that would be unethical.

  13. Kate Aug 28th 2017 at 10:04 pm 13

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    I think that Bob and padraig are both right-Jim supports Garfield/Odie almost openly, considering this comic strip.

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