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Because ”ace” kind of sounds like ”ass”??

on Dec 4th 2012

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18 Responses to “Because ”ace” kind of sounds like ”ass”??”

  1. Wendy Dec 4th 2012 at 10:19 am 1

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    Probably. I could see this developing over a poker (or other card) game, and they started making bad jokes/puns and he liked this one, so he had to contrive a setup to use it.

  2. Kilby Dec 4th 2012 at 10:55 am 2

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    The liberal application of alcohol (a standard feature at many poker tables) can render artificial hilarity to any number of unfunny puns.

  3. mark d Dec 4th 2012 at 11:06 am 3

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    Wendy and Kilby: Welcome to the club!

  4. padraig Dec 4th 2012 at 11:15 am 4

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    Imagine what they’d do if a real “10″ walked by!

  5. padraig Dec 4th 2012 at 11:16 am 5

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    mark d: that’s this blog, in spades.

    p.s. Have a heart. (pre-emptive)

  6. Mark M Dec 4th 2012 at 11:21 am 6

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    What we can’t see off to the side of this panel is what the jack is doing.

  7. James Pollock Dec 4th 2012 at 12:08 pm 7

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    Turn a heart shape upside-down.

  8. AMC Dec 4th 2012 at 12:22 pm 8

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    Dat ace!

    I hope she doesn’t deck me for that….

  9. Fluffy Bunny Slippers Dec 4th 2012 at 12:59 pm 9

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    Does that make their coworker a diamond in the rough?

  10. Boise Ed Dec 4th 2012 at 07:20 pm 10

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    No, calling something or someone an “ace” is — or at least, used to be — a common enough compliment.

  11. rain Dec 4th 2012 at 11:42 pm 11

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    What a couple of cards.

  12. Proginoskes Dec 5th 2012 at 02:53 am 12

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    I think they’re a couple of jokers.

  13. Stan Dec 5th 2012 at 06:57 am 13

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    Aghhh, so many puns…please, club me to death.

  14. mitch4 Dec 5th 2012 at 08:44 am 14

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    I think it has to be both “sounds like ass” and also the traditional complimentary “Ace” that Boise Ed #10 mentions.

  15. Proginoskes Dec 6th 2012 at 02:52 am 15

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    @ Stan: Only if you’re willing to make a deal.

  16. Todd Dec 6th 2012 at 06:01 am 16

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    This begs the question, how do you tell if a card is male or female? (Not counting the face cards.) The two male cards are black, and the female is red, so I wonder if all black cards are male, and all red cards are female. Would this mean that Queens of Spades and Clubs are in fact queens? And Jacks and Kings of Diamonds and Hearts are lesbians? Jokers don’t have suits, so what are they?

  17. Boise Ed Dec 6th 2012 at 02:51 pm 17

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    Hey, Todd, a lot of guys don’t wear suits.

  18. rain Dec 7th 2012 at 12:23 am 18

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    I’d take a cut at making a pun, but it would probably get lost in the pack.

    /shufflingOffNow

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