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CJA Update: French Court Rules on Kate Middleton’s Nude Photos

on Sep 18th 2012

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Does the Duchess of Cambridge have any reasonable expectation of privacy when she sunbathes outdoors where a photographer can get a clear shot?

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Whitewash

on Sep 18th 2012

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But what’s the joke?

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Saw a House With Christmas Decorations Today

on Sep 17th 2012

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Okay, technically a Christmas decoration. But it still counts.

Isn’t there some sort of rule that you can’t put up Christmas decorations at least until after Rosh Hashana is over?

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CJA: Mayor Bloomberg 1, Big Soda 0

on Sep 17th 2012

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New York City’s Board of Health has passed Bloomberg’s ban on large cups of soda: but what does the law really say, what happens next, and is your city next?

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Okay, cue the side-discussion of what everybody calls these sandwiches in their home state, while the actual comic never gets explained…

on Sep 17th 2012

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Sunday Funnies - LOL September 16, 2012

on Sep 16th 2012

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Saturday Morning Ewww: Special Zits Edition

on Sep 15th 2012

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Janice:

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Mitch:

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CJA: Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One

on Sep 14th 2012

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A man walks into a bar…

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I’m sure this is all perfectly innocent, but…

on Sep 14th 2012

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Wedding Cake

on Sep 13th 2012

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I have a photo from my brother’s wedding where he’s holding the cake knife against his wife’s throat. I wonder what Norm would make of that.

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Two Drew Peterson Questions [CJA]

on Sep 13th 2012

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Will his murder conviction finally wipe the smirk off his face? And will “Drew’s Law” lead to a reversal of that conviction?

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Feline

on Sep 13th 2012

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What?

on Sep 12th 2012

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Cupcake

on Sep 11th 2012

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Well, THIS is a weird situation…

on Sep 10th 2012

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My computer — and apparently ONLY my computer — insists that the CIDU site is down (all three browsers give me the same message). My wife’s computer gets the site, but it seems to take a while. My phone, no problem at all; but of course that’s no way to run a website.

Fortunately, everything’s already queued up for the next few days.

I think the Internet’s just turning against me today: I had to take down the walkathon post because the link sometimes worked and sometimes didn’t.

My apologies if this post’s formatting looks screwy: smart phone keypads aren’t big on HTML symbols.

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Beg to Differ…

on Sep 10th 2012

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I’ve been online with people who were drinking. They always seem to think nobody can tell…

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Move In

on Sep 10th 2012

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Sunday Funnies - LOL September 9, 2012

on Sep 9th 2012

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Sal Biondo:

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To tell you the truth, when I first saw this, the first thing I wondered about was the logistics of her flip-up bikini top -Bill

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This Month’s ”Official Comics Strip of the CIDU Site”

on Sep 8th 2012

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I’m not going to try listing all the people who sent me this, because I’d probably leave a few out. So let’s just say thanks to all of you.

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If you’re looking for Girls With Slingshots…

on Sep 7th 2012

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It’s sharing space with Something Positive right now, for reasons I actually knew yesterday but were kind of boring so I forgot. They explain it on the SP site.

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PR

on Sep 7th 2012

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CJA: Tax-Free Lap Dances

on Sep 6th 2012

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As long as they qualify as “dramatic or musical arts performances”

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Okay, clearly the syndicate just lets Brooke McEldowney do anything he damn well wants

on Sep 6th 2012

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The Good Samaritans

on Sep 6th 2012

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The Robbery

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Paper Dragon

on Sep 6th 2012

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