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Elvii

on Sep 20th 2012

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  1. Usual John Sep 20th 2012 at 12:12 am 1

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    The supposed idea is that the supply is saturated: There are so many Elvis impersonators that there is no room for additional impersonators, and therefore entirely competent impersonators find their talents unrewarded. What is actually portrayed, however, is not a supply glut but its opposite: There is so much demand for Elvis impersonators that even a bear is moved to offer its services. Note that this is a classic indicator of a bubble, so the likely outcome is much the same.

  2. Cub Sep 20th 2012 at 12:51 am 2

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    Or maybe the market is so over-saturated that everyone who could possibly be an Elvis Impersonator is, so the bears are stepping in? lol

  3. James Pollock Sep 20th 2012 at 01:22 am 3

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    When a solution becomes saturated, no more (whatever) can be dissolved, and what’s left over sediments out.

    So… there are so many Elvis impersonators in Vegas that Vegas is saturated… you go looking for anything in a talent agency, and they show you Elvii.

  4. Proginoskes Sep 20th 2012 at 02:53 am 4

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    “Thank you, thank you bear-y much …”

  5. Proginoskes Sep 20th 2012 at 02:53 am 5

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    I’m an Elvis impersonator. I shoot my TV, eat 12 banana and peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast, and get my drugs from Dr. Nick …

  6. captainswift Sep 20th 2012 at 09:37 am 6

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    “Hello, ever’Bahdy!”

    (obligatory Dr. Nick response^)

  7. James Pollock Sep 20th 2012 at 09:57 am 7

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    “Hi, Dr. Nick!” (audience response.)

  8. fj Sep 20th 2012 at 10:00 am 8

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    Oh let me be (Oh let ‘em be)…
    Your… teddy bear.

    (Not that Bill invented it, but “Elvii” would be the the Latin plural of “Elvius.” If “Elvis” were a Latin noun, its plural (as a third declension i-stem noun) ought to be Elvēs. )

  9. Mark in Boston Sep 20th 2012 at 11:17 pm 9

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    Is that a Methodist Pope?

  10. Singapore Bill Sep 20th 2012 at 11:17 pm 10

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    It’s a bear. Dressed like Elvis! That’s all it needs.

  11. Proginoskes Sep 21st 2012 at 03:46 am 11

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    @ fj: And if we were speaking Esperanto, the plural of Elvis would be Elvisj.

  12. Willondon Sep 22nd 2012 at 05:50 am 12

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    A bear? I thought he weren’t nothin’ but a hound dog. Still, I don’t feel I’ve quite got the joke.

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