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I can’t see what she’s getting at

on Jul 25th 2012

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CJA: Former police chief shoots and kills son, thinks he’s an intruder

on Jul 24th 2012

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ABC News shows us how not to write an article

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Synchrowificy

on Jul 24th 2012

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Philip:

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No Ugly Need Apply

on Jul 24th 2012

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Should it be illegal for employers to discriminate against less-attractive job applicants?

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Behind

on Jul 24th 2012

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Okay, I see what’s happening here, but not why or what the joke is.

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CJA: NYC Mayor Bloomberg Criticizes Both Obama and Romney Following Aurora Shootings

on Jul 23rd 2012

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His press release

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App

on Jul 23rd 2012

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Sunday Funnies - LOL July 22

on Jul 22nd 2012

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Saturday Morning Ewww - July 21

on Jul 21st 2012

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Sal Biondo:

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CJA: In the wake of last night’s shootings at the movie theatre in Colorado…

on Jul 20th 2012

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Will metal detectors become commonplace (or even universal) in movie theatres? Should they?

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CJA: Guess who’s been added to the defense witness list in Drew Peterson’s trial for the murder of his third wife

on Jul 20th 2012

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His missing-and-presumed-dead fourth wife

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Salad

on Jul 20th 2012

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Is this just one of those deals where a comic strip character gets irrationally angry over something a normal person wouldn’t even notice? I mean, when we go to our favorite Italian restaurant, I always order spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. Sometimes I will look at the menu anyway, and usually my wife points out that I shouldn’t bother because I’m going to order spaghetti with Bolognese sauce anyway.

And I have never — she’s willing to put this in writing — responded by storming off in a huff.

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CJA: Massachusetts Police Officer Suspended For Shouting a Racial Epithet at a Ballplayer

on Jul 20th 2012

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He called him… WHAT???

Also: Final charge dropped against man who read his wife’s e-mail

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What pthe heck…?

on Jul 20th 2012

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The End of the Bill Bickels Saga

on Jul 19th 2012

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Idiot Bill send a client an e-mail — cc’ing me, as usual — concluding with “If you have any questions, Heather, please let me know.” I e-mailed Heather, cc’ing Idiot Bill “I have a question, Heather: why does ‘your’ Bill Bickel have such problems remembering what his e-mail address is?”

And that actually got me a response from Idiot Bill: an apology and a promise to correct the problem (though no acknowledgement that this had been going on for half a year)

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CJA: Single-sex dorms, the rebirth of the birthers, Muslim infiltration of Congress, and the legal and tax ramifications of the zombie apocalypse

on Jul 19th 2012

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Thursday Morning Miscellany

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I don’t get it, dammit

on Jul 19th 2012

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Pirates

on Jul 18th 2012

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Morris Keesan: Yeah, so pirates have a lot of accidents (hence the wooden leg, hook, scars, and eyepatch). So where’s the joke?

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CJA: The Zimmerman Telephone

on Jul 18th 2012

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A Florida man is given George Zimmerman’s old telephone number; death threats ensue

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Chip

on Jul 18th 2012

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CJA: Should Former Felons Be Allowed to Vote?

on Jul 17th 2012

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And should a law be considered racist simply because it disproportionately affects members of one race?

And posted late yesterday: Michigan Man Charged With Computer Hacking For Reading His Wife’s E-Mail

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Reruns

on Jul 17th 2012

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Okay, seriously, is there ANY possibility that this is genuine?

on Jul 16th 2012

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”Dear Former Master…”

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CJA: Michigan Man Charged With ”Computer Hacking” For Reading Wife’s E-mail

on Jul 16th 2012

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Why the charge was dropped, but he’s still not off the hook

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Doctor’s Comment I Didn’t Understand

on Jul 16th 2012

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“Probably nothing’s broken in either your wrist or your hand; but I’m going to put a soft cast on you anyway, because I have a feeling you’re the sort of person who if I told you not to use your left hand for a few days, you would anyway.”

Okay, she was right; but how, I wondered, did she know this 5 minutes after we met?

Then I realized: I’m 57 years old and I came in with multiple Frisbee injuries. How much common sense could I possibly have?

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